Chris Hansen

The #1 guy who got fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson

Fleece Johnson: I sees ya Chris hansen, I likes ya and I wants ya, now we can do this the easy way or the hard way. The choice is yours

Chris Handsome: well I don’t think you and I will be doing anything any kind of—

Fleece Johnson: Ok I see you choosing the hard way.

Chris Handsome: *gets fucked in the ass by Fleece Johnson*

by BigBen2026 October 12, 2023

Chris

A heck of a good name

Chris

by 2020 is Satan April 8, 2020

chris "fronzilla" fronzak

An awesome lead singer of the most badass deathcore band ever, Attila.

Chris "Fronzilla" Fronzak writes a lot of vulgar lyrics.

by Their Number One Fan September 15, 2013

Chris Sharma

The most badass pebble wrestler of the Universe. The rock whisperer. The rock climber that single-handedly changed the climbing industry. The man we wish we could be. He is the Rock NAVY Seal. The Chuck Norris of climbing, he makes the rocks come to him. Ok so he is a BAMF, end of story!

If you Chris Sharma the rock, the rock will do what you say.

by Dale Yeah January 30, 2010

I woke up Chris Breezy

A usage of multiple words to use against women when they do retarded shit, it is based off a nickname of a man who beats the shit out of women

Woman: tries to put out fire with oil

me: I woke up Chris breezy

by BucketFullOfMyDriedCum August 23, 2021

Chris Leavins

The funniest guy on the internet today. writer, director, and producer of the internet show Cute With Chris, which has won numerous awards by popular vote. If you are that interested, WATCH THE SHOW DAMN LAZY!

Chris Leavins rocks.

by Cat Anne June 11, 2008

Chris Brown Beat Down

The act of physically asaulting a woman

Usually done in a manner simmilar to that of Chris Brown

Liam: This chick is driving me crazy, i need to tell her to stop

Joey: Nahhh just give her a Chris Brown Beat Down, She'll get the message

Liam: Good call

by DIDHEJUSTSAYTHAT January 31, 2010