chocolate hostage

An unwilling turd; the reluctant passage of feces.

A piece of shit.

Billy can't come to the phone. He's negotiating the release of the chocolate hostage.

by Nick May 4, 2004

chocolate man

A slightly racist term to describe a black male.

Someone stole your bike? What did he look like?
Well uh, he was a Chocolate Man.

by EternitySpent August 30, 2007

chocolate chink

A Chinese person that tries to act black.

"Yao always tries to be a chocolate chink...."

by Diep January 24, 2008

chocolate pyjamas

High quality confectionery-based clothing for sleeping. Can also be used as a sweet snack, especially in conjunction with chicken dippers.

Person 1: CHICKEN DIPPERS AND CHOCOLATE PYJAMAS!
Person 2: Sort your life out!
Person 1: Fair enough.

by wyatts32626 April 1, 2009

chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

when a dood covers his dick in peanut butter then he screws a girl annally making it a chocolate covered peanut butter pine cone!

dood i totally made her taste my chocolate covered peanut butter pinecone

by fgdsagfkhsadk October 11, 2009

chocolate lather

to take a shit in ones body wash bottle.

you smell like shit" "yeah someone chocolate lathered me

by stackattack January 8, 2011

Chocolate Vacuum

The erotic act of projecting diahrea into a female's mouth then having her perform oral sex on you until you orgasm. The ultimate fece fetish fantasy.

Last night I got a chocolate vacuum from my girl, my dicks been brown ever since.

by The JWho September 6, 2010