choad nugget

a kidney stone comming out a choad.

-husband "push come on get it out!!!

-wife "fuck, i hate choad nuggets

by DA_SHIT!!! June 14, 2009

Choadqueef

A douche-bag; another insult to an extreme asshole.

Hey Billy, why are you such a fucking choadqueef!

by THEchoadGUY May 21, 2010

Lord of the Choad

1. A person who shamelessly and constantly takes food, drinks or favors without asking. The ultimate choad warrior.

Wow, looks like the Lord of the Choad was here; the fridge is friggin' EMPTY!

by tarpet December 12, 2011

choad

A choad is really a penis tat is larger than it is wide. Also, the definition as choad being the skin between your nuts and your anus is actually the definition for the term "grundle"

Dude, you have a choad........

by playnpimpnballer September 10, 2003

choad boy

a penis that is fatter than what it is long

(jamie) look at choad boy hes pissing in the corner.

by will gdfg May 1, 2005

choad

A hot sticky load of ball sauce blasted on to some chick's forehead.

Damn woman, wipe that choad off your freakin' face!

by MGK September 24, 2006

choad

NDBoston, troll of the internet

wow, NDBoston is a fine choad

by moi April 9, 2005