Chinese Homework

What people who go to chinese school get.
Bob: ARG!! I have sooo much chinese homework!
by Bob Likes Pie. February 15, 2009
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chinese overtime

when the amount of $$ you earn by working overtime is actually less than what you earn in your normal time.
I get paid $7 when I work by normal hours, but only $4 when I work overtime... fuckin Chinese Overtime.
by KRHimself October 01, 2004
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Chinese Olympics

"We got the Chinese Olympics. Our country #1 but also has poor literacy and poverty rates"

"We waste money on chinese olympic buildings, please donate for earthquake cause"
by YaoLi August 22, 2008
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Chinese Martini

Used in the Restaurant/Bar and Grill Industry to describe a hot water with lemon. Primarily ordered by groups of Asians in place of an actual beverage. . Aggravating for a server or bartender especially when ordered by a handful of people in a bigger group because it means no money but just as much work.
Also known as an R&R "Rotter&Remon" (water with lemon)
Are you kidding me?! I just got an 8 top and they want 3 Chinese martini's.
by Couv March 24, 2009
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chinese cough

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!
teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!
by Feanabendera November 11, 2007
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Chinese logic

The logic employed in Chinese-speaking communities throughout the world. Linked closely to Chinese language and culture and, as such, often confuses and confounds outsiders.
A: Check it out. A guy from Taiwan submitted a resume to us that includes his blood type. What's up with that?

B: Get with the program. He's just using Chinese logic. They include that information on resumes over there.
by Amy Wang December 11, 2006
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Chinese burn

When someone twists your wrists in a strong manner in which it causes the skin around it to begin to burn and turn red.
Aw you gave me a Chinese burn!
by banana1569 November 13, 2017
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