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Chindie

A U.K. Phenomenon, however it is heavily inspired by American preppy clothing trends. A chindie is a chav who, upon discovering he looks 'smart' in shirts under pastel colour jumpers and khaki pants/faded jeans, wears them all the time. He then proceeds to experiment with smarter clubs than the usual chav haunts (which play soul destroying r'n'b/rap crap) and experiences middle of the road bands e.g. Kaiser Chiefs and Oasis. They 'discover' these bands, and spread them amongst their mates. Chindies spread. They piss off indie kids because they claim to like independant, fun music but really are sheep. Oasis and Kaiser chiefs are repetitive to the extreme, basically rap with guitars. Arctic Monkeys have mastered this form of music, and dress like the common chindie. They became huge because they are chindies, possibly the first band to be so after Oasis led the way. The word chindie is a mixture of chav/indie kid, although this is highly insulting to honest indie kids everywhere.
Me-Honestly, I though this club would be good for our music scene, but it's filled with fucking chindie scum and plays wank music.
by Matttty April 29, 2006
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cream chandelier

The act of tying a girl up and jizzing on them, allowing the jiz to harden creating an imagine of a chandelier out of cum. Best when dripping and glistening in the light.
Do u know the girl that dissapeard 3 months ago, well shes being used as a cream chandelier in my basment.
by yusef &alex July 6, 2008
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Related Words
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rusty chandelier

The act of shoving your fist into someone's anus, and then opening it up, causing it to look like, and rusty chandelier.
Cindy had never felt the kind of discomfort she felt when Kyle gave her the old rusty chandelier.
by J-Ho402 February 24, 2008
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Chandler

(n)
1. asdlfkjaslkdf (random)
2. very crazy and friendly
3. often gets in trouble
4. Likes funny stuff
5. MILFFFFFF
6. has best friend Sandy (milffffff)

(v)
1. to totally own at anything
2. to easily penetrate something
whoaaa dude the way you were acting was so Chandler. You better lay off the ganja man...

Dude I just chandlered your mom.
by owoieuraslkf December 6, 2006
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chindu

Chootia Hindu. Defined as a stupid person of Hindu origin or a follower of the Hindu religion who also happens to be stupid.
That Chindu I tried to date completely rejected me.
Man, that Chindu doesn't get anything.
You damn Chindu should try eating some steak.
by KJ1974 March 17, 2017
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Where's Chandan

A cheap and popular kids magazine in India, almost exact to the "Where's Wally" series. The major difference is that this series of magazines shows scenes involving riots, looting, extreme poverty and runups with customs.

Most editions are printed on special Ganges papyrus for extra strength and is impossible to solve as the author never actually put in a picture of Chandan anywhere.
NA (Where's Chandan)
by Enormous October 28, 2006
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Chandler

He's never going to win a challenge held by Mrbeast he's only won one challenge so far which was whoever stays in a revolving door the longest wins $20,000.
Chandler actually won a challenge for once!
by AUselessHuman July 4, 2019
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