chewish

when someone is talking while they are eating this is the language they are speaking

person1: "So mmm(crunch)mmm Whats mmm(chew)mmm happening mm....
Person2: Oh, I didn't know you speak chewish?

by Keith.C November 28, 2004

chavista

The South American (primarily Venezuelan) equivalent of a chav.

That right there is a chavista.

by a friendly purple hedgehog June 22, 2006

Chemistry

The extremely boring science of explaining why chemical stuff happens. Studying chemistry instantly removes much of the fun that can be had when lighting things on fire by explaining how it happens. Teachers of this heinous subject are believed to have no soul, be mentaly unstable, or both. Also, people on the chemistry team enjoy similar status as those on the Math team (complete losers who find fun in academic achievement).

Jack: Yo Jill you wanna come to the chemistry competition with me? We're gonna totally own those guys from Sackville High. Their pocket protectors are pink. Those losers *nyehehehehehe*

Jill: Jack, you're a loser. *walks away*

by The BR December 25, 2006

chelvis munt

A man who speaks of things with a european flair, also a pet stabber.

With all the wounds on scruffy, I'd say Horace is a chelvis munt.

by mermit of the sky July 25, 2010

cherish

"Cheirr-eesh" tr.v.

to taste only very slightly of cherries.

(compare with 'Cherry Coke' which is 'cherrier' or 'cherriesh').

"Hey doofus... this soda is soooo awesome - NOT! It's like, more cherish than cherriesh!"

from "Dude Where's My Cherry Coke?" by Zanyfilms inc.

by Neil Baxter October 11, 2005

Forensic Chemist

Someone who sucks out the souls of small children on sunday evenings. Usually derives pleasure from taking away the social life of teenagers and kicking puppies.

Man, sometimes my parents can be such forensic chemists.

by [bitterpartyofone] March 22, 2009

cherise

a spliffin' burcha!

dat hoe so cherise, she don't even knooooow

by JAESHKAH October 18, 2008