hot cheeto hand job

When a girl of African or mexican descent eats a whole bag of hot Cheetos then proceeds to give you a hand job with the hot Cheeto dust on her fingers.

Did you hear cole got a hot Cheeto hand job from lily rainbow?

by Pallelo pallelo August 14, 2021

G Cheeto

The person above me is an idiot that needs to either go back to first grade and eat some Cheetos or just turn on spell check.

Does G Cheeto not know about spell check?

by FoxtrotJulietBravo January 11, 2022

concern for my Cheetos

when a friend worries about crunchy snacks getting too moist

Karl was preparing his snack bowl with Cheetos, apples and carrots when his roommate, Larissa, asked "won't that make your Cheetos soggy?" Karl replied: "no not at all but your concern for my Cheetos is greatly appreciated"

by Uncle Joosie March 5, 2020

Cheeto

A codeword for cigarettes when you're around anti-smokers, so you can avoid a long-ass lecture about smoking.

Two guys are inside, beside two non-smokers.
Guy 1: "Hey man, you wanna go for a cheeto?"
Guy 2: looks over to the non-smokers "Yeah sure!"

by Invasian June 3, 2009

Cheetonium

The orange residue left on your fingers after eating Cheetos.

Dude, wash your hands. You've got Cheetonuim all over them.

by Harry the Hat September 10, 2005

Flamin' Hot Cheetos

A spicy twist on the original Cheetos, but also a staple for loud, obnoxious, ghetto black females who love to be loud in the mornings whose fingers are constantly covered in flamin' hot cheetos which are constantly being smacked, smudging everything they touch

*screaming across the hallway early in the morning* HEY BITCH
Her friend: HEY GURL
*black girl screaming across the hallway once again* LOOK WHO GOT HER FLAMIN' HOT CHEETOS BACK BITCH

by latrelljennings November 19, 2019

Cheeto

Singular form of Cheetos, a.k.a orange crack.

Also come in the equally addictive "Flamin' Hot" form.

There once was a cheetah named Chester
Who was in his way quite the jester
He gave me a Cheeto
And I said, "That's neato"
And now I'm his flamin' hot tester

by Michelle the Awesome February 2, 2008