Kattegat Channel Conflict

An intermittent struggle between factions within the Holy Nordic Empire, the most notable being the Kulturpoliti, over a series of disputes, the most prominent being the question of legitimate succession to the Imperial throne, following the assassination of Emperor Gissur, by the Militant Nordic Publishers Accociation in 2050.

The Kattegat Channel Conflict is most famous for marking the end of armed military conflict by specialized troops in Europe and North-America, replaced with the massive scale brain-washing of civilian populations, dubbed meta-war, making the Kattegat Channel Conflict the first conflict in history to be fought solely through the control of broadcasting resources.

The conflict is considered to have ended with the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire in 2066, due to the inability of the warring factions to agree over the matters of succession.

Various factions continued meta-skirmishing in the area well into the 2070's but with little effect.

The primary significance of the Kattegat Channel Conflict is three-fold, firstly it marked the collapse of the Holy Nordic Empire, secondly it marked the end of armed warfare with the advent of meta-war and thirdly it demostrated the dangers of meta-war by the complete meta-decimation of the Scandinavia, which left it a drone-state under the sway of The Eurasian Republic.

Damn, those guys just keep at it like it was the Kattegat Channel Conflict.

by Gissur December 9, 2004

Irish channel

A neighborhood of New Orleans noted for its distinctive dialect, vaguely resembling both Southern and New York speech. See yat.

After he spoke two sentences, I knew he grew up in the Irish Channel.

by octopod November 30, 2003

Channel Bitch

The person holding the TV remote who is forced to change channels at the whim of others in the room

Hey, be my channel bitch and switch over to the football game. Nevermind, a commercial is on, switch back to Touched by An Angel.

by TisHerself December 23, 2008

Log Channeler

A funnel when used by an individual who has Diarrhea to create an impression of a more dense poo.

When the toilet wouldn't flush, Joe would use his log channeler to give the impression that it was not he who has the diarrhea.

by Nick Fearns December 10, 2003

Disney Channel and Chill

The act of inviting a significant other or lover over, with the intention of having intercourse while the Disney Channel is playing in the background.

Boy: "Parents are gone, wanna come over to Disney Channel and Chill"
Girl: "I'm coming right over with my Mickey Mouse Pajama bottoms."

by Philip Large April 21, 2016

youtube prank channels

A genre of content on YouTube made by pranksters who usually verbally or physically harass people and masquerade that as "entertainment". This kind of behavior is associated with ASPD or APD (Anti-Social Personality Disorder), this kind of species of people should not be supported, though most prank channels have been proven as fake.

YouTube prank channels are the worst content on YouTube, don't support them unless your idiot.

by ScorpioTitan@ur_mom's July 31, 2016

Channel 131

Channel 131 is a website that downloads tv shows and movies so we can watch them, the quality is sometimes not very good, but its better then nothing~ ;)

they have about 60 popular tv shows and more then 100 movies~

Awsum me~ Hey have you seen the vampire diaries on channel 131 yet??

Idiot~ what do you mean channel 131.. they dont show the vampire diaries...
Epic me~ its a website ¬_¬ idiot.
Idiot~ ah. okay, i shall now go check it out ;)

by Myleen~ November 10, 2010