Metaphorical Champagne

1. Fake alcohol
2. Stress reliever; can be person, place, thing, or event, etc.

1. T'where is the metaphorical champagne!
2. Sam: Yo! I had such a rough day!
Sally: How about some metaphorical champagne?
Sam: Yeah! I could use some ice cream.
Sally: Can I join you? My metaphorical champagne are mashed potatoes and gravy.

by diddoarch710 January 26, 2015

Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz

I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please

by Weatherfork February 19, 2024

Evelyn champagne king

an 80s artist who was mad-

person 1 : oh you make my love come down!
person 2 : Evelyn champagne king?
person 1 : uhmmmm-

by _____chaAzzA June 30, 2021

Priming the champagne

An act of removing the wire cage from a bottle of champagne and shaking it wildly, thus making it ready to fire.

After priming the champagne, Walter started looking for a suitable target, holding the bottle as if it were a shotgun.

by Pygmyowl July 31, 2012

Champagne Hoe

When your boyfriend is covered in champagne and you still want to do him.

When you inconspicuously have a man crawl into bed with you and a box of chocolates while your girlfriend is holding a camera and a red solo cup of champagne.

Phil King aka DJ Ducketts is the original "Champagne Hoe"

by champagnehoe June 15, 2013

Champagne Flute

The act of sucking a penis similar to someone using a straw while the recipitant of the sucking are simaltaniously urinating.

You could call my grandma an alcoholic, every night she wants my champagne flute.

by Chavvvy June 21, 2018

Warm Champagne

A term that describes the urination from one person into the others mouth.

A submissive Speaks to his/her Dom -' Yes Ma'am my slutty little mouth is open for all the warm champagne you can provide me with

by Philip The Sub November 7, 2012