castro

a big hot guy that seems cool at first, but afterwards you find out hes a complete FREAK and he cant figure out his "emotions" which are most likely do to the steroids he pumps into his ass.

beware, lades, of the castro. for he is devestatingly handsome, then once youre lured in, hes not a manly man, but an emotional physco path! run!

-"so i went on a date with the hottest and buffest guy everrrrr and he broke down and started being a little bitch over nothing!"

-"shit girl, you got yourself a castro."

by hofasho January 14, 2009

Sneaky Castro

A sexual act in which the man inserts a Havana(or other type of Cigar) into the vagina of his female partner. He then smokes the cigar while blowing the smoke into his partners orafice. AKA Bill Clinton

Monica lunsky i did not inhale the sneaky castro.

by Jmann November 5, 2006

Castroed

To take over an internet forum and replace the original intent of the group. Usually a myspace group infested with trolls who systematically spam and flame original members of the group causing them to leave and or become butthurt.
The word "castroed" comes from the rebellious revolutionarry leader Fidel Castro who overthrew the Cuban government.

Ha! your group just got castroed!

by Yuckothetroll December 19, 2008

Castro

The cumbrian term given to a useless teacher. Often teaches in a seconday school where she gets the total piss taken out of her, Most Castros tend to need a bra to hold in their nipple erections.

Boy#1: OMG did you see that nipple!?
Boy#2: Yeah she must be a total castro.

by Professor Alex Taylor July 6, 2009

Castration day

Since men made a r@p3 day we made castration day (castration means to cut off the males testicle)

“Hey did you know what to day is”?

“No what is it”?
“It’s castration day!”

by Apendicitis April 20, 2021

Crazy Castro

An alchoholic drink invented by DK in a town named Steinbach that has lime cordial, coconut rum, and coke.

"Man that crazy castro I had yesterday was good"

by Smeetin June 3, 2006

BLOODY CASTRO

It's when you eat a chick out on her rag and you get blood all in your beard.

Josh: MMmmMMmMMmMMmMMMMM MMMMMmmmmmmMMMMmm
mmMMMMmmmMMMMMMMMmmmMmMM.

Betty: OH MY GOD!! I can't OH! believe your OH! doing this OH! on... my... period... OOOOOH!!

Josh: I know babe. Look take a picture you gave me a Bloody Castro.

by tony sanchez January 22, 2007