wool cardigan

This is the most dangerous, germ infested, garment of a hipster's attire. Touching one of these gives you a serious chance of suffering from hipsterpes, especially if found in a thrift store (crack house for hipsters). In fact, the virus responsible for hipsterpes originated from the hipstersheep, who were bred for their organic wool. Do not be tempted by the nice colors or artistic scenery woven into the fabric, this is a mere tactic to make you want to approach the said cardigan, therefore increasing you risk of contracting hipsterpes.

Actual inscription on the label of a wool cardigan "Caution, may cause hipsterpes"

by MasterofAwesome January 14, 2011

Cardinal

1,A Platonically cool and good person
2,A type of bird
3, Cardinal

This here is a Cardinal
My favorite bird is a Cardinal
Cardinal

by Kojiisastupidiot September 2, 2018

Cardinals Fans

The best people in the world. They also make up the best fan base in the world.

John: Drew look at all these a Cardinals Fans.
Drew: yeah they are the people in the world.
John: facts.

by peepeesuck235 October 19, 2020

Cardigang

A group or gang of people wearing cardigans.

"Look at that cardigang walking down the street. They look super hip."

by Charlotti January 27, 2013

Cardi B

A mistake, normally a silly one but occasionally it can refer to a serious mistake that affects humanity as a whole.

Example 1 “Oh man, I just made a Cardi B.”
Example 2 “I have made a severe and continuous Cardi B”

by KnowledgeablePenguin69 September 24, 2020

cardiac exam

When an individual on a med-school course wishes to have sex with a non-med school individual. She considers sexual intercourse the bargaining chip to get him to agree to the cardic examination where she opens up his chest cavity and pokes the cardiac muscle.

So you know how i’m a med student? I’d shag you for a cardiac exam.

by Magicbeans123 January 2, 2021

Cardi B

untalented and obsessed with nicki minaj. also a sex offender who openly admitted to drugging and raping men.

Why is Cardi B still not in prison?

by Derxert June 1, 2021