Cardinal

The Cardinals or Cardinalidae are a family of passerine birds found in North and South America. The South American cardinals in the genus Paroaria are placed in another family, the Thraupidae (previously placed in Emberizidae).

It's a bird...

Look at that red Cardinal!

by LightWing2 May 27, 2008

Carbuncle

The act of when a homosapian has digested said amounts of nourishments and needs to unpleasantly/forcefully relieve him or herself via the anal cavity.

Generally the creation of a carbuncle occurs when the stomach is aided by numerous amounts of alcoholic beverages, forcing the conclusion to be highly stagnant and unpleasant to pass.

Ohhhh man, I've just taken an hour long carbuncle. The glossy cushiony paper which I used to wipe away my sins where also conveyed in a rouge coloured liquid.

::2 hours later a friend turns up::

Friend :: Fuck me !!!! It's smells like chernobly in here !!!

Me :: Nah it's just the carbuncle I pushed out 2 hours ago

Friend :: Oh..... Fuck.....Well that's what I came over to do :/ I even bought you pack of toilet roll

by Carbuncaru December 7, 2015

carb0n

Lovable, sexy, nice, racist, smart and adorable (among other qualities) english man. God. Known for doing cool scripts for Ares chatrooms and some other neat stuff. Those who don't like him need serious help. =)

Girl> Hey carb0n
carb0n> 88

by You know who ;) December 11, 2008

Carbunkles

Little chunks of debris, usually found around or near the butthole, caught in the hair. Comprised of fecal matter, toliet paper, lint etc.

A side effect of improper hygiene.

Cheap toliet paper will result in Carbunkles.

"She would've tossed my salad, if it weren't for these darn curbunkles!"

by Neck February 28, 2008

Cardinal gibbons

one straight ass school ...sometimes called a drug school shit football team but every other sport is good located in fort lauderdale

"where do u go?"
"i go to cardinal gibbons..."
"o so your gay?"
-guy gets hit in the face-

by cardinalgibbonsfl May 2, 2011

carbon dating

Dating between two people of dissimilar ages, generally an older man and a younger woman.

Did you see that old guy on her arm? I know she's desperate but I didn't think she'd sink to carbon dating.

by Sterling T December 31, 2006

Carbivore

A carbivore /ˈkɑrbɪvɔər/ meaning 'carb eater' (Latin, carb meaning 'carbohydrate' and vorare meaning 'to devour') is an organism that derives its energy and nutrient requirements from a diet consisting mainly or exclusively of starches, such as french fries, cereals, breads, pasta, candy, jams and desserts. Animals that depend solely on starches for their nutrient requirements are considered obese. A carbivore that sits at the top of the foodchain is an obese SOB, or fat bastard.

Regina: "I can't go to taco bell, I'm on an all-carb diet. GOD Karen you're so stupid!"

Regina, is considered a carbivore.

by brokent June 2, 2014