Natasha Campbell

A brunette female with large front teeth who looks like they’ve been hit my a truck. Smells and looks like trash and is probably one of the ugliest girls you’ll come across.

Damn, have you seen Natasha Campbell? Heard she’s a good cheese grater!

by jimmybobjoe1234 June 26, 2019

Campbell Bus Incident

Can mean any type of sexual assault, referring to the Sexual assault that occurred on a Campbell County football bus on the way back from Woodford County

“Hey John, be careful, they might pull a Campbell Bus Incident at that party if you go!

by Bus Incidents September 7, 2022

Afton Campbelled

1. A term that describes getting rear-ended by a rich white man who thinks he's done nothing wrong and tries to blame you regardless of the situation. He may also smirk and grin the entire time after he's hit you because he thinks he's better than you.

2. A cocky, rich white man that has a big head. He thinks he can do no wrong because he is one of the main rich men in your town. He also thinks he will get away with anything and dares you to call the police.

3. A perverted old white man.

Example 1:
Person A: "Dude, what happened to your car?"
Person B: "I got Afton Campbelled."

Example 2:
Person A: "I'm heading to Harrison, Arkansas this weekend.

Person B: "Be careful, dude! Don't get Afton Campbelled."

by PrettyOddZebra September 14, 2022

Campbell's Paradox

Campbell's paradox states that the word "dad" is both at the peak of kinky and devoid of kinky connotation simultaneously. Philosophers and ethicists typically use the common term "daddy" as an anchor, since "daddy" is known to have non-zero and non-absolute kinky connotation. Thus, the scale of kinkiness goes dad < daddy < dad.

"On a scale from dad to dad, how bad was that girl you were with last night?"
"Excuse me?"
"Campbell's Paradox, look it up"

by kingbika October 9, 2018

campbell, texas

Campbell, Texas you know your home in East Texas when you smell the meth and cows. Shit hole town with a shitty school that has been on the news for the superintendent stealing money among many other things. What never makes it to the news though is how teachers get caught sleeping with students and getting nudes from students. Blink and you'll miss it as you pass through. Seriously blink just don't look it's not even worth it!

Campbell, Texas a shit hole town 53 miles east of Dallas, Texas where psychopaths are allowed to roam and kill pets to display.

by NotEvenGonnaLie June 12, 2018

campbell

campbell- also known as busk. he is very cool and loves video games. but when he is with his friends he is very wild and outgoing.

i wish i could party with campbell.

by oliviacarr08 April 5, 2021

Jai Campbell-Oakonley

A woman with an (Alpha Fox) of High superior instinct and intelligence of unknowingly knowing unknown knowledge of a person and their secret plans even places or things mostly something negative that could be dissolved in less then a week if the vague issue continues to surface so if you come across an “Oakonley” which there is only one be aware that she’s already has picked up your scent and for her reasons of being there is knowingly unknown but will fish out the predator that is a threat to her, others, and society and she is seeking to eliminate which she will accomplish (she’s also known to shapeshift)
She is also oddly attractive that would scare the person who is attracted to her but cant stop thinking about her and wanting to be around her because of her crazed flirtatious serious and sometimes seductive personality she’s also very genuine to others

“Hey isn’t that Jai Campbell-Oakonley?”
“It’s Mrs/Miss.Oakonley to you”

by Jai’Lonnie July 8, 2023