shea does California

A euphoric film with clips of Shea's sexual extraganza throughout California. Citings include "rollin' to da haze" and anal lingus.

Shea does California is the best pornograpahic film since Debbie did Dallas.

by Debbie Dallas April 22, 2007

Oceano, California

A city in central California which is a "mini hood" of sorts. There is a notorious gang and hardly anything of interest when you get down to it. That is, unless you're a tourist. For tourists, this city is a haven for "culture" and "ethnic diversity" and "oh my god is that man selling doughnuts made of lard?!" (yes, he is).

Guy #1:I went to Oceano, California last week
Guy #2: And?
Guy #1: Meh.

by Scartheishvalan December 27, 2010

Piedmont, California

Piedmont, California is a very wealthy and established part of Bay Area in the hills surrounded completely by Oakland. It boasts prestigious architecture by Julia Morgan, Maybek and Albert Farr and some of the best public schools in the United States. The dividing line between upper and lower Piedmont is open for debate but most call anything below Grand to Pleasant Avenue, "Baja Piedmont". Despite the upper part of Piedmont having an ultra rich reputation, dotted throughout the Châteaus and massive compounds are relatively tiny one level "Nouveau riche" homes. Piedmont was initially a place that people moved to for social climbing and was once a very conservative all white part of the Bay Area with few Asians, Latinos or Blacks though in the past two decades voting has been overwhelmingly Democrat and the town has more racial diversity. They have a world famous bird calling contest each year with the winner appearing on David Letterman.

"I'm so glad I grew up in Piedmont, California from birth unlike you who showed up in the 6th grade when your parents wanted to save money on private schools and get out of Oakland."

by Arsenal_Gunner1886 January 15, 2013

california duster

You pretend to be a big time movie/record producer. Promise unsuspecting female a big career, drive to the desert for sex and leave her.

Nicole went to LA with promises of a big music career and was duped into a california duster.

by J Rispoli July 16, 2006

southern california

The one place in the world where it never rains. (According to Toni Tone Tony)

Now it may be cold on the east coast, but on the other side of town, it never raaaaaaaains. Southern California.

by L33B0Y October 21, 2007

California

The state with thte best mexican food outside of Mexico.

Lets go to California and get some good burritos.

by Clinker June 2, 2008

California

California is to the United States as Italy is to Europe.

Both have the following features:
- completely dysfunctional government
- too much debt
- declining economy
- endemic corruption
- beautiful landscapes and coastlines
- agriculture: olives, wine, citrus fruits, cheese, tomatoes
- natives feel it is important to look good
- natives drive like maniacs in heavy traffic but somehow avoid running into each other
- too many illegal immigrants
- rich people with mansions on a cliff overlooking the ocean
- earthquakes and volcanoes
- nice weather, hot in the summer, rain in the winter
- skiing in the mountains
- swarmed by tourists in the summer
- foodies
- Western movies are filmed there

Video: good looking guy or gal with a tan, wearing sunglasses and a very nice shirt, talking on cell phone while driving, says "Ciao", hangs up, changes lanes abruptly. They drive through a run down suburb populated mostly by olive-skinned people with black hair. They drive towards the mountains. The sunlight is dazzling. The landscape is hilly and dry. The car is a BMW 3-series.

Observer A: that must be Italy
Observer B: no, the buildings are new. It is California.

by scoobiedoohoopdiedoodle July 12, 2012