boom cactus

A extremely hairy pussy all the way to the anus sometimes looking like an Afro

Wow that's one big boom cactus you have there

by Tophers tissue November 12, 2015

cactus meat

a guys dick with big warts full of pus all over it.

get that skank ass cactus meat away from me!

by nate February 19, 2004

Cactus Humper

Cactus Humper is a term that a person might use to more "accurately describe" a Mexican, or anybody from America's South border.

You filthy cactus humper! Go play Russian Roulette with Dave, the border patrol officer.

by rePharaoh February 20, 2008

Flowering Cactus

when you are fucking a woman in the woods, you pull out, grab a handful of pine needles, throw them on your dick, shove it back in, and start fucking her again. (Usually done to end a relationship when words arent enough)

Dude, did you really give your girl the Flowering Cactus?

Fuck yeah, I did!

Fuck, didn't that hurt?

Not nearly as much as having to spend another fucking moment with her. What an annoying bitch!

by one Fish, two Fisch November 7, 2010

cactus ass

One who has prickly hairs growing out of his ass.

Damn go shave that cactus ass!
or
get the fuck outta my bed ya cactus ass muthafucka!

by patty bullet June 24, 2006

CACTUS JACK

YKTFV UR BOY CACTUS JACK THE MOST FIRE MUTHER FUCKER EVER AND DEM KICKS THO DEM SHITS FIRE HE IS THE OG THE MOST FIRE KID U WILL EVER KNOW SO IF U MEET CACTUS U BETTER FUCKING TALK TO HIM BEC HE IS A LIT MUTHER FUCKER

CACTUS JACK IS A METAPHOR FOR A FIRE

by CAC JACK October 4, 2019

love cactus

1.)an ikea bought cactus stuffed in a white clay pot heavily decorated by a love sick girl and then given to her boyfriend

2.) a poisonous breed of cacti that will melt your liver if stabbed.

1.) Oh my gosh! Did u see that adorable love cactus jenny made for Luke, it was sooo cute.

2.)That Love Cactus made my son die. Fuck you Jenny.

by cute butt July 3, 2008