Touching cotton

When you have a peanut headed eel swimming out of your skin cave & it is making you sport a chocolate chubby in the back of your underwear.

After 3 hours at the all you can eat buffet I was totally touching cotton.

by Doyle February 11, 2004

American Cotton Pickers

A proposed spin-off of the American Pickers TV show.Instead of a pair of "Laurel and Hardy" white guys buying antique artifacts,this series would feature a pair of "Amos and Andy" black guys stealing valuable household items to sell for drug money.

Do you happen to know if The History Channel is going to air American Cotton Pickers?

by wolfbait51 May 23, 2011

riding the cotton pony

A term used to for a female having a period. It references using a tampon (the cotton pony).

I had cramps all day because I'm riding the cotton pony.

by damedonna July 3, 2006

cotton tops

referring to a group of old ladies, generally with big white poufy hair.

That city bus is taking a grouop of cotton tops to the lunch buffet.

by Foxypook June 18, 2006

cottonmouth

occurs after one smokes marijuana; refers to the mouth becoming exceedingly dry, spit becoming sparse and thick, and the roof of the mouth becoming seemingly impossible to reach with your tongue

After smoking the weed Diana found stashed in her dad's apartment, Mel, Grace, and Diana had a bad case of cottonmouth and were desperate to get to Sonic for Route 44 oz. slushes.

by HammyLum March 5, 2009

Deep South Cotton Mouth

Refers to an extreme thirst brought about while high on marijuana.

Symptoms include: Extremely dry mouth, Excessive thirst, and a motivation to drink everything in sight.

Also referred to as simply, deep south

James Bonfire had Deep South Cotton Mouth last night and drank 5 water bottles in an hour

by James Bonfire June 24, 2011

CottontailVA

1) A shortstack Rabbit Vtuber and NSFW Voice Actress who has more energy than someone on 10 cups of coffee.
2) Pisstuber

(Guy 1): Damn, did you see that animation with CottontailVA in it?
(Guy 2): Yeah dude, she's totally hot. Too bad she's a Pisstuber.

by VaporeonProductions May 28, 2022