cupcake harassment

The hilarious annoyance that one provides to a cupcake.
This act of bothering includes hugging, stroking of the hair,fondling/caressing,snuggling, nestling, cuddling, snuggling, and most other aggravating forms of affection.

*at the police station*
"Do you know what you're in here for?"
"...cupcake harassment?"

by rabbiteyes February 01, 2010

California cupcake

when a girl/guy is blowing you and right before you cum they put there nostril on your weinar hole and snort out the cum

dude this girl gave me such an awesome bj yesterday and finished with a California cupcake

by BlackHoleSlam October 29, 2011

cupcake nazi

Someone who repeatedly tells everyone they will bring delicious cupcakes but then never do.

Annaliese told me she would bring some cupcakes but then she didn’t, she is such a Cupcake Nazi.

by Multiple Sources June 19, 2020

Cupid's Cupcake

A sexual practice wherein the vagina-bearing partner spreads themselves while laying back and frosts their nether-region with buttercream frosting and red or pink sprinkles. In a pinch, store bought is fine.

Friend 1: "Dude it was the Valentine's day of dreams! She even let me lap up a Cupid's Cupcake! Way better than the bakery haha"

Friend 2: "Slathered her beat box with frosting and sprinkles? Dude ya'll have problems. Kinky problems but problems nonetheless.

by Ronsworth January 29, 2021

rampant cupcake

when a cupcake is used in a 'rampant' way, and or is used for rampant emotions.

A rampant cupcake was used to kill a burglar.

by cupcake licker May 01, 2009

cupcake booty

its nice an round and looks good enough to eat

damn look at her cupcake booty!!

by random body May 04, 2016

Ride Cupcake

Refers to when riding two-up on a motorcycle. Primarily used by female bikers.

See also Ride Bitch

"My bike is still in the shop, I can't go on the ride today"

"Perhaps you can ride cupcake with someone?"

by ZorbaTheSwampMonster April 05, 2008