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cum

1. english (prep.) - "with"
2. latin (prep.) - "with"
3. latin (conj.) (also quum, quom) - "with, when, while, because, although, since, &c"
4. english (slang n.) - "semen"
5. english (slang v.) - "to ejaculate"
6. english (slang v.) - "come"
i wanted to cum cum meretrice, sed cum i just couldn't hold it anymore, i came. She said "cum on! cur non meae manebat?!"
by joe n January 31, 2007
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Cum

What your mom drinks when daddy’s outta town.
Your mother:(slurp slurp)

Me: ahhhhhh FUCK YES YOU WHORE! Cumulative
by Mooooon doode June 25, 2019
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Cum

Another name for sperm. Now, the only name for sperm. "Cum" is....

1) Why your mom's breath smells funny.

2) Watery and a bit grey-ish at times. Unless you're a porn star then it's brilliantly white and thick like premium yoghurt (and they shoot buckets opposed to your dribbles)
3) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to swallow.
4) What your wife/girlfriend refuses to have in their mouth.
5) What some men love to swallow
6) What most men fantasize about depositing in their wife's/girlfriend's ass
7) What gives your underwear that "yellow" stain
8) What ejaculated out of your penis when your (insert a family member) taught you how to masturbate all those years ago
9) What made your sister cry...and why she had to go "away" for several months
10) That bodily fluid you have on hour laptop after reading these definitions
"I hate to ask you this, since I don't really know you, but do I have a chance of ejaculating some cum into your mouth?"

"Mummy, what is "cum" and why did you scream at the man next door to "shoot his cum into your mouth"?

"Of course my darling, shoot your cum into my mouth. I know the taste is disgusting and it makes me vomit, but I love you sooooo much to refuse"
by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011
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cum

the very nature of man. nothing more, nothing less, looks good on your mom's face.
"i just cummed on your mom's face, and boy does my nature look good on her."
by pancake December 14, 2003
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cum

his cum is my tasty whore mayonaise
by becklovesjon March 21, 2004
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cum

man-white eggy fluid that comes out of his penis. mixture of sperm and fluids, also known as semen.

woman-sticky oozy stuff that lubricates her vagina before/during sex
man before he ejaculates "i'm gonna cum!"
woman during might just moan, but it's nothing to mention.
by kim July 13, 2003
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cum

1. luv juice 2.juice from the vagina/penis during sex can taste diffenert depends on wat u eat 3. how a slut writes "come"
she had cum on her face when she came 2 work that day and we all knew y
by gibbleacawooopllopppp August 20, 2008
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