crash and burn

When an error in program logic causes it to do totally random stuff for no apperently reason, not directly resulting in a crash, but often causing random stuff to appear on screen, sometimes with random noises comming from the speakers.
"Poping without pushing will almost always result in your program crashing and burning!"

"A simple error like using = instead of == can cause a C program to crash and burn."

"The poorly written driver caused the system to crash and burn with a pretty display of random colors."
by Dr. D'nar May 01, 2006
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CRASHED AND BURNED

when your joke fails and evryone looks at you like your a bit of shit on the floor, very embaresing

when you ask someone out and they say no, ALSO very embaresesing
*doing goofy teeth* "im a bunny wabbit :D"
....... akward slience
"CRAsHED AND BURNED!"
by HELLOHELLOHELLOFUCK June 18, 2009
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crash moment

A very humiliating moment, where things feel like they are crashing, a low point. Rock bottom.
Used by Oprah to descibe her "most humilitating experience in my life", when shopping in Hermes for her friend Tina Turner she was turned away by the staff very rudely (as she said it). There are several variations to this story.
by mars s. June 28, 2005
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Crash pad

A crash pad is the back of a hippie or a stoners van where they hit bongs with friends and they have a good time, this may be a VW ore a transit with a mattress in the back and a lava lamp.
stoner: lets go get stoned off our face in your crash pad

hippie: ye man

stoner: wow I'm floating

hippie: wow this is far out lets pop some pills
by farouthippiestoner August 23, 2009
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canon crashing

Fanfiction term for when a Mary Sue or Gary Stu or self-insert not only enters a story and becomes Ms/Mr. Wonderful, but the entire story centers around said Mary Sue or Gary Stu bashing or insulting the canon characters to accomplish its own superiority.

Derived from the terms "party crashing" and "gate crashing," in their meanings of unwanted access to an event by someone who should not be present.
The following passage from a fanfiction that shall be nameless illustrates canon crashing.

Wolfwood looked at her. “Absolutely not! Vash and I are going after a man who just blew up the Second Moon!”

“Which is why,” a deep baritone voice thundered as a huge hand reached down and easily lifted the heavy cross up, “this should be left to us professionals!”

Wolfwood turned about to see Harrisburg holding his Punisher up with one hand. It popped open and deployed its machine gun.

“My, you’re a big one,” he said with a wide grin on his face and sweat rolling off his brow.

Harrisburg grunted. “Nice box gun you have here mister… Let’s go.”
by annoyed reader January 03, 2007
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Crash Thursday

The day after Reboot Wednesday (the second Thursday of months that don't begin with Wednesday or Thursday). The day when your system crashes because of the updates you installed on Patch Tuesday
Guy 1: Happy Crash Thursday!
Guy 2: Ya, thanks, I think I'm gonna need a System Restore Friday tommorow
by Straemer October 10, 2007
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Crashing the Helicopter

When you're helicoptering you dick around and your dick slaps you in the nuts.
Crashing the Helicopter
You: man I Crashed the Helicopter last night
your friend: Man that sucks, I hope you weren't planning on having kids ever.
by Hey Scotty... March 06, 2017
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