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alice cooper

alice cooper, or the alice cooper group were originally named the spiders until they did a wigi board together that spelt out the name "alice cooper". originally called vincent damon furnier he had his name legaly changed to alice cooper in 74. he still records to this day although in my opinion he was much better when he was with the original band which broke up in 74
good albums:
love it to death
killer
school's out
billion dollar babies
welcome to my nightmare

good person: alice cooper is so fucking amazing!
fucktard: who's she?
by 123krissie321 March 23, 2008
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Hair Compensation Syndrome

Where someone who is going bald grows more hair out on the sides of their head to cover it up, or compensates for it with distracting facial hair. ie:very large sideburns, huge mustaches,goatees, etc.
"Look at that old dude's huge burns! Classic case of hair compensation syndrome."
by Matt Hawout July 5, 2005
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Compensating

When a person supplements fake objects also known as proxy's in the hopes of owning the originals eventually.
Player A: Hey do you own a version of that proxy.
Player B: No but one day I will!
Player A: Oh so you are compensating then!
by The Blacker Lotus February 18, 2020
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Cooper

Cooper: usually has a massive penis. Super attractive. One of the best people in the world. Not only is he good looking, but he is the most humble and sweetest guys out. Always willing to listen and help you out. If you know a cooper you are very lucky especially if his last name is valentine.
Girl1: that cooper guy is so sweet and good looking

Girl2: yep I would date him in a heartbeat
by Swag overload May 25, 2014
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Brett Cooper

Hottest female conservative commentator. Simped on by Sneako.
Brett Cooper's the only girl I'd simp for.
by iustinusiii June 26, 2023
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cooper

one sexy individual
someone that ooses sex apeal. an extremely wanted person
.Ooo look at that cooper
.that cooper is so fine
by stuff_this July 6, 2006
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cooper

the coolest one to ever exist :)
cooper is the coolest human that has ever existed
by salty man April 20, 2019
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