Making something worse.
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Since cooking over a spruce wood fire would make your food taste absolutely horrid
Person 1: You should inject salt into your urethra to kill a uti!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
Person 2: Yeah! Now we’re cooking with spruce!
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Get the Now we’re cooking with spruce! mug.A means of self pleasure attempted only by the bravest of males. A masturbatory technique by which 2-4 tissues are overlapped to form a soft sheath over the head and shaft of the penis, thus resembling a ghost. The male proceeds to "choke his chicken" using the Kleenex condom as both a barrier between his hand and penile skin as well as a reservoir for the resulting ejaculate. For best results, tissues with aloe should be used in order to reduce friction and risk of bleeding.
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Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
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Kyle: Let's just say Casper wasn't such a friendly ghost when I was done. I ended up with some serious rug burn.
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Get the Cookin' Lyte mug.The phrase "cocking nora" is British slang for "Fucking Hell" as "cocking" is another way to say fucking and "Nora" is used to day hell like in the phrase "bloody nora".
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