When you choose a condom of your choice and use the same condom to fuck 7 different women from each of the 7 continents.
by teleportbread43days August 20, 2014
Generally undesired items purchased along with condoms, in order to make the purchaser feel less self conscious about purchasing condoms.
I felt embarrassed when I bought those condoms, so I grabbed some condom stuffers to fill the basket. It wasn't until after I left the store that I realized I had grabbed a Harry Potter book and a bottle of hand lotion.
by rubberoff February 09, 2010
Man: Aww Damn yeah bitch wait im gonna cum!!
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
*Split Condom*
Man: Aww shit man not again.
Woman: ohh what was that?
Man: ... You might wanna get a pregnancy test.. and maybe a chlamydia test aswell while your at it....
Woman: Your fucking kidding me right?
by ACSL October 11, 2009
When u take the banana out of its peel and replace it with ur penis. Thus u have ur dick in a banana peel.
by Ser poohole December 27, 2019
The bacon condom; the act of thrusting one's erect penis into a woman's anus/vaginal opening and then inserting a hand in the opposite hole. This is followed by masturbation, all the while beimg within her body. Upon ejaculation, seman leaks slowly out of the respective hole, like fat when cooking bacon. Thus is formed, the bacon condom.
Keir: holy shit dude, check out that ass to leg ratio on that female!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
Karl: yeah man, I think I'll have to try out the bacon condom on her!
by By Kanada Scot December 03, 2013
When you are fingering a girl and your hand comes back very wet without you having done almost nothing, you are allowed to have sex without a condom.
by jojokokoploplobeebee December 25, 2016
Used as an insult for when someone is being more then a douche. Condoms have cum inside them after being used, thus making it more disgusting and just gross. A large sack of them is a lot worse then a douche.
by Kisma'as October 24, 2009