Code Orange

A special color code denoting the real-time and/or inevitable lose of a males virginity. This term is reserved for use in only the most severe cases of Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA). These individuals are usually in their mid to late twenties and/or older (i.e., the majority of male westerners lose their virginity long before their mid twenties, usually in high school or college thanks to hormones, peer pressure, underage drinking, drugs, etc…). This code is usually sent via cell phone text messaging, usually by first hand witnesses, to friends and associates of the male virgin in question in order to inform that after years of LTMSA the virgin has finally entered into adulthood and “popped their cherry.”

Code Orange!! Code Orange!! Chris is finally going to have sex for the first time at the age of 30.

There was a Code Orange situation last night. Paul lost his virginity to some hooker and give her the Fidel Castro.

by Super Steve Bishop January 13, 2008

code white

another meaning of the word whitey
when the intake of THC is too high for an individuals personal limit and an overall white appearance comes upon them and they reside in a highly vegitated state for upto 5 hours.

"oi lads! look over there james is blatez code white!"

by mallytown October 8, 2007

Code 9

Some assfuck created codes for the very popular game "Socom 2" and it ruined everyone's life who played the game.

Examples of Code 9:
1) Players flying through the air
2) Players shooting rockets out of their butthole
3) Rapid fire shotguns
4) Running faster than an F-16
5) Being a fag with no life
6) booting the whole room just because he can

Me: Oh look at this guy, he's shooting rockets out of his asscrack!

Other player: FUCK, another Code 9 bitch. He's gonna ruin the...(room gets booted)

by MAJORPOOPY July 19, 2009

Code Brown

Intending to pass gas, but defecating in one's underpants instead.

Oops, he ran to the men's room 'cause I think he's got a Code Brown in progress!

by ~Bloopenguin~ January 4, 2007

Code Rainbow

Goes hand in hand with the homometer. When the homometer reaches epic proportions, a Code Rainbow is announced.

Upon announcing a Code Rainbow, all straight males must cover their asses and run.

"Homometer rising, sir! CODE RAINBOW!! CODE RAINBOW!!!"

by Brian Blake December 9, 2003

Code Dump

The act of writing computer program code via laptop while simultaneously defecating on the toilet. The root cause of code dump is bosses who can't set reasonable deadlines.

Also refers to the mass of data that gets written out when a program crashes.

Jack: I gotta go take a dump.
Jon: Better make it a code dump, Judy wants this exporter done in 40 minutes.

by brobal October 30, 2012

Code Red

A family-friendly way of denoting a menstrual incident or the threat thereof. In other words, someone's pad leaked and you can see it on their pants. It's perhaps most often used by medical professionals, who frequently have to use other codes so code red just fits right in.

CODE RED! Third floor, room 34, white fuzzy chair.

by Tsovoa July 4, 2019