Cockblocker

Someone who prevents you from getting some, such as Aaron Disease.

That cockblocker kept following us around.

by byahhh October 13, 2006

cockblock

to get in the way of 'play'.

Hey ugly third-wheel person, don't cockblock.

by noelle April 22, 2003

cockblocker

walking in a room asking for cheesepuffs while two people try to get there GAME ON!

christian walks into rebeccas room while rebecca and andy are trying to get it on.
he asks "rebecca do u have any cheesepuffs in your magical fridge of hope and wonder?"
rebecca says "uhh...noo"
and andy says "dude! stop being a cock blocker!"
christian get mad because andy called him a cockblocker and he couldnt get his dangg cheese puffs.

by kelly,krystine&bridgette January 8, 2009

cockbasket

slang term used to describe the vagina

I dated a girl once who's cockbasket was so torn up from having so many kids,I had to make her cross her legs when we had sex just so I could feel it.

by Hybridbird March 2, 2005

cockblock

1. Originally applied to males. Any act blocking the pursuits of another through alphamale/dominant/dickish behavior.

Originally observed and defined in Moore Hall, 4th Floor, College Station Texas while watching a porn. A male actor was lining up his approach on a female actress in doggy style scene when Peter North pushed the lesser known actor out of the way and took "pole" position for himself. Henceforth this was known as the "cockblock". The term has grown from there.

I got totally cockblocked at that orgy on Saturday and ended up with a dwarf exchange student.

by rockit88 April 10, 2010

cockberg

A cockberg is a rather large however lumpy penis. it takes a blocked shape and has a small bulge at the top of the penis. While in the bath the upper part of the penis looks like an iceberg, hence the term cockberg.

Oh no we're about to crash into that cockberg

by Lewis J D March 24, 2008

camp cockblock

A hunting camp in Northeaster PA.

You guys going hunting at Camp Cockblock this year?

by Mr.Mulch January 9, 2010