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Corn on my cob

When you get done with anal and your have bits of “corn on your cob”
He realizes he might’ve pushed a little too far into the stinky orifice, when he sees what’s on his dick. He shouts, grossly, “Oh my god!!! I got some corn on my cob!”
by MyNameIsJeff1997 January 10, 2018
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Kiss on the cob

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019
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dick cob

When a female wants to have sex but your dick wont and can't get hard.
She wanted to fuck but I had dick cob
by Derpflapper July 17, 2017
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California Corn Cob

When your girlfriend bites down on your forearm and pretends to eat it or take a bite out of it. Can also describe hickeys on the forearm.
“Are you in a biting mood baby? Do you need a California Corn Cob?”
by Augustguy10 February 18, 2021
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COB LED

Chip On Board (COB) Light-Emitting Diode (LED)
COB LEDs are basically multiple LED chips (typically nine or more) bonded directly to a substrate by the manufacturer to form a single module. Since the individual LEDs used in a COB are chips and not traditionally packaged, the chips can be mounted such that they take up less space and the highest potential of the LED chips can be obtained. When the COB LED package is energized, it appears more like a lighting panel than multiple individual lights as would be the case when using several SMD (surface-mounted device) LEDs mounted closely together.
Being multi-chip packaged, the light emitting area of a COB LED can contain many times more light sources in the same area that standard LEDs could occupy resulting in a greatly increased lumen output per square inch.
by PEntity February 8, 2023
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Flake the Cob

The process of Making Corn Flakes. or...as in "Don't flake the cob man" meaning, dont mess up.
Don't flake the cob man!...or Daddy how do they make corn flakes?
by AngryDadGaming June 2, 2018
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pour the cobs on

According to A Way With Words, a podcast on PBS, cobs has sometimes been used to define a small or hard object such as testicles. When using the exclamation it can also mean “give it a little extra juice”, or “give it a little more testicular fortitude

42:25, Pants on Fire, 16 October 2017
As the timer was running low and the home team was down by 1 point, a fan yelled “pour the cobs on”.

As Jill approached climax, in order to get her partner to increase intensity she yelled, “pour the cobs on!”

Instead of his friend consoling him, jacks friend told him to “pour the cobs” on and get over his ex.
by Heyystolleyy October 20, 2017
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