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Cloth Job

Originally coined by Steven Medlock, of Germantown, TN the term clothjob refers the sexual arousal of a man by a chick or a dude in which the aforementined chick or dude is rubbing his or her partners dick with a coarse fabric, such as jeans, khakis, other slutty pants, really hairyprivate parts, etc.

Clothjobs suck.

-BD Freeman
Jim Lesesne is a Cloth Job.
by bdistight.tumblr.com November 21, 2009
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space clothes

Darn it! Space clothes are malfunctioning again! I thought you were supposed to serve humanity!
by lunar April 4, 2003
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soft cloth

a wimp who out-wimps other wimps, usually by backing out of any pre-made deal with a pitiful excuse.
Guy 1: "Hey Billy! Where you going? You said you were gonna help us install this plasma!"
Billy: "Well, I realized that I still haven't decided on whether to organize my Madonna albums either alphabetically or when they were released."
Guy 2: "Man, what a soft cloth."
by ImitationJesus July 11, 2010
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Clothe Sex

Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that
fucking clothes like this: Putting your finger in your clothes and putting them through someone else's shirt like that which is clothe sex
by Backdoor.x.Killer December 13, 2008
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Whorus Clothing

clothing that follows under the name brand of Miley Cyrus & Max Azria.

Whorus - refers to Miley Cyrus

Cyrus Virus = Whorus Virus.
Ew, did you see her wear that whorus jacket?

Why do you wear Whorus Clothing? It only means that you're a step away from dropping down on poles, feeling your crotch, and breaking up your family.

I definitely do NOT have the Whorus Virus, but I do have the Bieber Fever!
by Doughped! March 16, 2011
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ugly clothing

Dare to be different - defy the conventional. Innovations that produce extraordinarily comfortable and mobile clothing with an edgey look that's in-your-face, on point and out in front. Made for the macho male with style. Deeply durable and wearable 24/7. Ugly is beautiful!
The Ugly Clothing Company makes baord shorts with the proprietary patented Stretch Zone Performance Technology, which sets a new standard in board short designs.
by Bob P. May 28, 2006
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roblox clothing

somethign what is not free but u want it anyway and spend money on robux then relize that you don't have enough to buy that shirt / pants.
I want that mommy! Can I have roblox clothing please? *mom spends money and then kid cries cuz doesnt have enough*
by mytrix February 12, 2018
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