octopus clap

When two women push their vaginas together in such a fast motion that it makes a clapping and sucking noise.

ex: "she just scissored with that chick so hard I could hear an octopus clap

by cheeseytaconight March 5, 2014

Fast clap

Quick, rigorous masturbation.

Be right back. I'm gonna go fast clap for a bit.

by BushIsANazi September 29, 2015

Petty clap

An enthusiastic clap of one hand clapping the wrist while throwing shade.

These girls think twerking is dancing so I gave them the petty clap.

by Chadd Bryant May 16, 2016

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Body Clap

When you're so overweight various body parts applaud you upon running...or even just walking faster than usual.

Most commonly referring to thighs and breasts, but only when breasts clap against your stomach no each other (that's cheating).

Can be prevented by wearing sports bras or support pants, but inevitable when dashing around in pijamas because the food delivery guy has been knocking on the door for three minutes but your keys are nowhere in sight.

My boyfriend heard my body clap for the first time this morning!

by barbiehorror August 5, 2016

pity clap

Supposedly encouraging applause, as for the last finisher in a race, that actually serves to make the recipient feel worse. By extension, any recognition received too late or after calling an achievement to someone's attention.

He knew that the cheap and meaningless "achievement certificate", given after thirty years of service, was nothing but a pity clap.

by podlet October 21, 2016

penis clap

When a man violently swings his penis and makes a clapping sound against his thighs.

I heard John can penis clap for a minute straight!

by bobbycat December 6, 2016