Monkey chum in the face

A term used to describe a task, chore or event so excruciatingly unpleasant, it’s almost beyond endurance. In other words, you’d rather have a monkey sling his chum in your face than go through one more second of this agony.

"Hey Bob, how's that project coming?"
"Oh man, Steve, I'm telling ya, I'd rather have a monkey sling his chum in my face."

"So, how did the visit with the in-laws go?"
"Like four straight hours of monkey chum in the face."

by Hal 9000 April 11, 2008

Face like a dented can of chum

Used to describe an unattractive face. Chum being a brand of dog food.

She's a nice girl but she has a face like a dented can of chum.

by bigstraightfollowing August 12, 2008

dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

cancer

Wazzup dude tol parechong sis bestie chum friend pal bestfriend old buddy

Potek napakaspammer neto ban nyo nga

by Matcha_M March 3, 2021

Chum

Gay Dog

"Why does Gaston follow LeFou around like a dog?"

"Simple, they're LeFou's chum."

by YourSudoenim May 4, 2021

Chums

Slang for a girl's period. Aunty Flo. Shark week. Bloodfest.

Noun: chums

Verb: chumming

Jane: "Hey, wanna catch a movie this evening?"
Kat: "Wish i could babe, but I got my chums this morning. Could you bring me some chocolate maybe?"
Jane: "You got it. Netflix and chocolate it is."

by spell.caster47 July 6, 2021

Chum-Farts

Chum-Farts are gassy substances wear you plug your fingers like a rhino through a girl's eyes and butthole and poke so hard that the cum that is seeping out of her turns into straight bile-like-substance.

Damn, She made some good Chum-farts last night.

by J.J WillyNickles May 12, 2022

chum breh

when someone has really bad breath that like their breath makes you gag and stuff!

jess: mate, what is that smell?!
craig: i duno i cant smell anything
jess: urrrghhh its your breath mate! youve got chum brehhhh!

craig has chum breh

by jna27 November 15, 2012