Axiom of Choice

A mathematical (and philosophical) theory. Introduced in the early 20th century, it states that if you have a bunch of stuff, you can pick one thing from that stuff, and if you have many different groups of things, you can select one from each group.

This was controversial at the time.

Math is weird.

I have a two bowls of Cap'n Crunch. It took mathematicians until 1904 to figure out that I can take a Crunchberry from each. This is the Axiom of Choice.

by Carter? April 8, 2012

Bench by Choice

When a man would rather sit down to pee, rather than pee standing up.

Joe: "I always miss on the toilet seat man."
Bob: "Thats why Im a bench by choice. No mess."

by SeanBreezy209 June 2, 2015

Sparker's Choice

The decision you have to make when you have one good punch, but there are two available targets

I heard Bones ran into some trouble with a couple of fellas down the boozer last night. Ended up taking the bigger one out on a sparker's choice

by jesselujack27 March 2, 2016

Trump or Hillary choice

When you have 2 shitty/bad/unappealing choices the names refers to the nominees of the 2016 presidential

Idk what i must choose its a Trump or Hillary choice

by McGovern72 December 17, 2018

Distant by choice

Leaving the surroundings of bullshit believing from a naive point of view.

Choosing to leave the situation before I slap the fuck out of you

Garfield began to think of “distant by choice” because the dog was being a complete fucknut.

by Griizxx July 1, 2019

National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 29, 2020

National Girlfriend’s choice day

October 10th

Any boy in a relationship has to officially listen to what their girlfriend says and can’t deny anything.

If the boy deny’s something they get a kick in the dick as hard as the girl chooses

Girl: Wanna Netflix and chill?

Boy: I guess so, It’s national girlfriend’s choice day!

by HiddenUs3r October 3, 2020