Checkout Charity Ambush

Being hit up for a charity donation at a store checkout register. Stores know that everyone in line behind you will think that you're a cheap ass if you don't give. Ain't peer pressure great?

John: Wanna go out to a bar tonight?

Rick: Dude, I can't. I just lost my last 5 bucks in a Checkout Charity Ambush at the grocery store!

by Cicerone1 April 28, 2013

share chapstick

A phrase used to imply one's desire to touch lips with another persons' lips.

Mario looked at Dirty Di's lips longingly and asked, "So... uh, you wanna share chapstick or what?"

by Møtørbøatër July 5, 2015

Evan Chapstick

A meme-infested kid with mad gamer skills and a bundle of swagger

"Dude, you're such an Evan Chapstick." -Francesco
"I know man, I know." -Andrew

by francesco42069 October 8, 2016

Taco Charlton

The true definition has been lost and exagerated over time. Originated from Irish immigrants in the 1890s. All that is known is that it involves the human anus and tap shoes. It's a popular activity in Michigan.

Aunt Belinda decided to stay the night on Thanksgiving. When she fell asleeep, I gave her a Taco Charlton as revenge.

by Chief Pun November 26, 2016

watermelon chapstick

"Watermelon Chapstick" is often used as a reference to cocaine/crack.

Person 1: "Aye, yo! You go that watermelon chapstick I asked you for?"
Person 2: "Yeah man... Don't make a scene."

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

watermelon chapstick

Slang for Cocaine/Crack.

Person: "Aye, yo! Got that watermelon chapstick I asked for?"

by Motherfluffer April 18, 2018

Black Chapstick

When a uncircumcised black man pulls back his foreskin to reveal his pink tip. Similar to the way you take off the cap of a chapstick to reveal the pink inside.

“Tyrone showed me his Black Chapstick, and made my lips super wet”

by Jesusbutinspanish April 22, 2020