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Dark Champagne

When you try your hardest to squeeze out a rock hard turd and when it finally escapes, it’s accompanied by a massive mixture of gas and watery diarrhea giving it the resemblance of popping a bottle of champagne.
Man those tacos had me popin dark champagne in there
by J/M/C June 3, 2023
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Wetherspoons champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Time Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so a glass of Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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Wetherspoons Champagne

A lager top made from something cheap like Carling or Fosters and instead of lemonade they use Tim Martin's jizz
I'm celebrating so can I have a Wetherspoons Champagne please
by Weatherfork February 19, 2024
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American Champagne

An oxymoron.

Champagne can only come from France, in the region of Champagne.
Somebody tell Donald Trump that there's no such thing as American Champagne businesses.
by Txorromorro March 15, 2025
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Alabama champagne waterfall

It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
by Stabby knives July 5, 2025
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Alabama champagne waterfall

It's when you line a grandmother up with her daughter under her and the granddaughter under the mom and pour champagne into her pussy and let it run down the daughter and drink it out of the granddaughter pussy
Oh my God were you there the other day when Becky and her mom and grandmother did in Alabama champagne waterfall. It was so fucking hot
by Stabby knives July 5, 2025
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