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butcherbird

Definition 1: A songbird that’s actually called a Shrike; found primarily in the Northern Hemisphere that’s a horrific little murder-fuck that impales prey on sharp objects such as thorns, and occasionally on barbed wire which looks totally kick ass. Shrikes are called butcherbirds by either British people or literal troglodytes.

Definition 2: A songbird of the Southern Hemisphere (Australia and places around that general area) that’s like a Shrike but has a longer, slimmer beak and is incredibly vocal. Though not closely related to Shrikes and their only biological relationship is basically just that the both of them are passerines, they also impale prey on sharp objects but to a lesser extent, preferring to just wedge their mutilated prey in the fork of a tree branch, often to the absolute horror of the innocent people that the butcherbird decided to set up camp in’s backyard.
Example 1: “Ahh, what a lovely day on the English countryside... Wait, is that butcherbird impaling that poor dormouse on that blackthorn? Fuckin baller

Example 2: “Well it’s a bad day to be a Willie Wagtail, the butcherbird’s snagged ‘im!
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Botcher

Someone who butchers something so bad it's not possible.

Also someone known for insanity.
"HEU THETE!"
"...Hey there*?"
"...I think so?"

"IF MY NAME ISN'T BOTCHER I'M GOING TO SHOVE THAT BABY UP YOUR ASS AFTER I'VE SHOVED IT DOWN THE DRAIN AND PLUCKED IT UP AGAIN!"
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Bitcherina

A bitchin' chick that no one likes but still requires an ass load of self gratification, for doing absolutely nothing to help anyone.
"She didn't do anything to help me with my math project, that bitcherina."
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Butchelorette

A single butch lesbian, available, not necessarily partnered.
"I'm going out tonight and I'm going to find myself a hot butchelorette!"
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batcher

An unlicensed tattoo artist with a knowledge, talent and standard of cleanliness that rivals, matches or even surpasses that of a licensed tattoo artist. A batcher is humble , has made a possitive reputation through skilled delivery of hundreds of tattoos, often meeting or surpassing ,the the expections of their clients, endlessly seeks to improve to an unattainbly high level of artistic ability, and never tattoos against their personal limitations, either to experiment, hope to improve, or for the soul pursuit of monetary or personal gains.
A man or women takes note of their friends new tattoo. It appears almost unbelievably rendered on their skin. When The friend reveals the price of the work, the man or woman knows that their friend must have forgotten or confused the price with something else. Its no mistake, the batcher was talented, able and considerate of his client, offering her a much more realistic price for than all of the shops she had gone to just a week earlier. In fact, it was a friend of hers that, not unlike the curent situation, had explained to her where she had gotten her sleeved legs and beautiful rib tattoos. All the while , the batcher knowing through his many years of experience, that just the first work of art would lead to a second, third and so on. A batcher is not a scratcher,though he is unlicensed or may opperate in states or countries where tattooing is illegal or requires apprenticeships and or other state required licenses or classes. A batcher places the sanitation and cleanliness of their equiptment above all other artistic standards, opens, uses and visibly disposses of the tattoo needle(s) and any other one time use items utilized for thier clients tattoo and has no problem answering the questions or addressing the concerns of the client.
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bitchervise

The art of bitching and directing people.
Bitchervise, I can't move or drink but I can bitch and direct....as you well know!
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