Nose Buster: when someone tells such a bad joke/pickup line, that you just want to punch yourself in the face and break your own nose.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
OPPOSITE: Gut Buster
when someone tells such a good joke you bust your gut laughing.
A Nose Buster situation:
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
"Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose."
"What?"
*(reaches up and gently squeezes their nose)
"BEEP!" (chortle chortle)
"Your lame."
by goldpie December 29, 2009
Get the Nose Bustermug. When a Goose fucks an Orc from Lord of the Rings due to outside issues in the Goose's life..mostly in the mouth
That Goose fucked an Orc and got garbage dick for that. Sometimes a goose needs to get a Goose Buster to blow off something else. Goose Rituals
by The Loosey Goose January 28, 2014
Get the Goose Bustermug. When a person goes through a long period of not dating and the "Slump Buster" is the one who breaks the "slump".
by One off handle January 27, 2022
Get the Slump bustermug. 1) A word used by men to throw judgement on women who give the same energy they were getting back.
2) a man uses this word as an insult to a woman when he is feeling put in his place by a woman
2) a man uses this word as an insult to a woman when he is feeling put in his place by a woman
Steve: All I’m saying is if I make more money, put a roof over your head, and take care of you financially it should be okay for me to seek out other woman when the wife isn’t feeling my sexual desires.
Lily: So I as a woman who makes more money and supports my partner financially should feel free to step out of my relationship if my partner doesn’t meet my sexual desires.
Steve: No that’s not right for a woman to do that because men can have sex and form no connection.
Lily: What, Steve? You’re afraid they’ll find a man bigger than you.
Steve: You’re ball buster bitch
Lily: So I as a woman who makes more money and supports my partner financially should feel free to step out of my relationship if my partner doesn’t meet my sexual desires.
Steve: No that’s not right for a woman to do that because men can have sex and form no connection.
Lily: What, Steve? You’re afraid they’ll find a man bigger than you.
Steve: You’re ball buster bitch
by mickeymo86 July 28, 2022
Get the Ball Bustermug. An extremely empathetic friend, on facebook, or even in the physical world who is there to give sympathy and to listen to your concerns.
No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.
They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.
Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!
No need to go "cold finger" or to pretend your phone is dying in a world with sad busters.
They spin a positive logic out of the bits and pieces that make up the internet especially. They love introverts.
Contrary to the urban dictionary post regarding "sympathy seekers" sad people are worth the sympathy they achieve!
by hmm...Moniker June 10, 2011
Get the sad bustermug. The act of drinking large amounts of alcohol, having sex with a girl, and puking all over her in order to show that you give no shits about women.
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
Get the Tucker Bustermug. 1. when something bad happens to you and the pain that follows is worse than getting kicked in the nuts.
2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.
3. a hot chick you would love to get with.
4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.
2. when something is hilarious and you can't stop laughing.
3. a hot chick you would love to get with.
4. when you joke or give somebody a hard time.
1. Willis just lost his tickets to the Super Bowl what a nut buster.
2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.
3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.
4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.
2. George Lopez's comedy is a real nut buster.
3. Amanda the chick with the double D melons is a real nut buster.
4. Jim was giving Donny a hard time about his car, Jim was being a typical nut buster.
by cardinal_fan October 27, 2004
Get the nut bustermug.