Burrito Shark

A fugly white guy/girl usually trashy that exclusivly goes for the mexican minority group.

Damn you see burrito shark? she was all over dat fence hopper.

by FiveFingertwinkies February 4, 2010

Burrito Baptism

When you are at church and the burrito hits at the wrong time. The only thing you can do is shit in the baptism bowl.

Dude did you see Sam C in church yesterday? he performed a burrito baptism.

by 3/5 man September 11, 2019

burrito anime

Anime that we designed specifically for the Mexican / Spanish people.

Guy 1: Hey, can't wait for next weeks episode of Naruto to come out.

Guy 2: I'm sorry, I don't watch burrito anime.

by Sebastian Iskra June 3, 2016

Burrito cheese

Another word for penis with ejaculations

She gobbled it up till burrito cheese covered her face

by High coyote October 13, 2017

Burrito muncher

A Mexican person

I saw that burrito muncher working very hard in my neighbors yard

by Tyrones definitions May 31, 2023

Fish Burrito

A fish burrito is when you roll a girl(who hasn't showered) in a blanket just like you would roll up a burrito. After this is done you insert your head into the bottom part of the "burrito" and eat out her fishy smelling vagina.

Guy- This chick i met has the best fish burrito's ever. She even had tartar sauce on that shit.

Guys friend- Uhhhhhhh I think that was the hooker I banged last night. I left a little bit of a mess.

Guy- ohhhhhh so that's why it was sticky (throws up)

by MarkyJamMstrJakeJoshTheJanitor May 21, 2012

dr. burrito

When your doctor touches your nurse, in a mexican way.

In experienced my first Dr. Burrito in the restroom at Aunt Chiladas.

by Nurse H.H. Chilada October 22, 2008