by Vagabon January 14, 2010
Get the Baggin mug.When guys blatantly act out of character for the sole sake of impressing, swooning, and scoring brownie points with the female population...
...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...
...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."
These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.
...only to reveal their true colours within a few Facebook comments, Facebook posts, or within a few minutes...
...even though the females are too busy wiping up the moisture between their legs to notice that their knight in shining armour aka Prince Valiant Cassanova is just a fraud who is trying to get into their panties using techniques that are not respected or sanctioned by the "Guy Code."
These posts are usually PAINFULLY OBVIOUS to ANY GUY reading, but they seem to slip right below women's radars.... and into their panties.
Did you see the way those chicks were all swooning over that asshole's Facebook status even though he was just 'Begging Wife Indirectly'?
No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.
The game's changing... for the worse.
No matter how much of an asshole he has proved himself to be, all he had to type was, "Every woman deserves a man who makes her forget that her heart was ever broken," and them dumb brawds came running.
The game's changing... for the worse.
by P33V3D January 9, 2012
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Anyone who is a friend, that is often made fun of, but not in a hateful way... basically they are said to be part dildo, part doush bag, and part bilbo baggins from lord of the rings...
The great Brandon Lowry was the first person to be referred to as the "dousch baggins"... His nickname will live on in infamy as the greatest dousch baggins of all time...
by D-rek Diggler February 16, 2008
Get the dousch baggins mug.The process of dunking one's tit/s into another person's mouth, preferably whilst they are fast asleep.
Man/Woman: "Thanks for the spontaneous tit bagging last night, my mouth has never felt so refreshed".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
Woman/Manly-woman with bitch tits: "You're quite welcome".
by OllieTB May 19, 2009
Get the Tit bagging mug.To give a miniature figurine of a dildo shaped bilbo baggins aka dildo baggins to an unsuspecting victim through a meticulously planned and orchestrated con.
Jim: hey jake, you got a light?
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
Jake: (knowing full well that Jim is going to ask him for a light because the dick always forgets a fucking lighter)
yeah buddy
*reaches and searches for a couple of seconds in pocket and says*
Oh, wait no, that’s just my dildo baggins.
*continue to search for two more seconds and pulls out the lighter*
Here it is
*hands it to jim*
Jim: thanks....um did you say dildo baggins?
Jake: yeah man, my dildo baggins.
*reaches into pocket pulling out the miniature figurine*
Yeah, lots of people carry these things. Here take this one, I have another at home.
*hands it to jim*
Jim: oh... no it’s alright, you keep it.
Jake: oh no Jim, I insist.
*places it firmly in Jim’s hand*
*Jim takes dildo baggins figurine into hand*
*Jim has a very strange feeling wash over him*
*Jim has just been dildo baggined.*
by chillycoat August 20, 2018
Get the Dildo Baggined mug.by chelle and chunk October 27, 2008
Get the t bagging mug.-Experiencing the ferocious need for a huge, gnarly burger.
-Vehemently consuming a burger.
-Recovering from mega burger overindulgence.
-Vehemently consuming a burger.
-Recovering from mega burger overindulgence.
"Oh man i'm burgin for some delicious burgs"
"Yo homeslice, we be burgin"
"Hurry up and get me my burgs mom im burgin here!"
"Hey Connor are you burgin?""Of course I made the word up silly!"
"Yo homeslice, we be burgin"
"Hurry up and get me my burgs mom im burgin here!"
"Hey Connor are you burgin?""Of course I made the word up silly!"
by Connor K January 1, 2009
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