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buffet drinking

When an individual is out drinking and chooses to change his or her drink each time a new round is ordered, thus rarely drinking the same thing twice during a multi-drink night.
Tim was buffet drinking last night at the bar, he went from a Bud Light to a dirty gin martini to a Guinness to a vodka soda and then a scotch on the rocks.
by Global Crush January 9, 2009
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Bamboo Buffet

When one is having sex with two women at the same time and you alternate between one girl's vagina and the other girl's anus.
Bend over ladies it's time for the bamboo buffet!
by Crustache January 23, 2009
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All you can fuck buffet

When there are more than four different people who are going to have sex with you and you can only choose some.
After the party, it was like an all you can fuck buffet.
by TheSquigga March 29, 2015
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never bring food to a buffet

an expression which basically asserts that it is unnecessary (and often self-defeating) to be accompanied by someone of the opposite sex to an event where there are likely to be a significant amount of unattached people who are potentially looking for an opportunity to "hook up".

applies of course to those who are not married or not in a steady, long term relationship.
"so, are you going to Darren and Tracey's wedding? I hear there will be lots of hot singles there!"

"for sure. maybe I should bring along a date, what do you think?"

"no no no, my friend......remember....NEVER bring food to a buffet!"
by polo January 5, 2006
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Asian Buffet

When multiple Asian females line up in preparation to sexual intercoarse.
Damn dude, you scored an Asian buffet?

Yeah I went down to China town, and ended up with an Asian buffet.

Im in the mood for some Asian Buffet.
by Bravo77 January 24, 2011
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buffed stallion

A studly, male gym rat with six-pack abs, who works on his body daily. Sometimes a user of anabolic steroids or sometimes he is just blessed with good genetics. Maintains a bodyfat of less than 9% despite having more than nominal muscle mass.
At the hair salon, Mary and the other older women commented on what a "buffed stallion" the UPS Driver was and how they would love to have one-night with him.
by ZonaCat Hansen June 28, 2008
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buffarillo

A girl viewed as bigger than a buffalo and uglier than a gorrila.

History of the origin is unknown!
She's a buffarillo
by Mark L. May 10, 2004
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