British People

A word to discriminate against Reality

Ayo look at that stinky british person. smh british people

by britishlover6942023 February 2, 2022

British Handshake

Pouring highly corrosive acid in someone's face

I give my ex-husband a British handshake to show him that I was right.

by conze97 March 5, 2023

British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.

"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"

by Melutox September 29, 2022

A British umbrella

The noun that stops an ejaculation from happening, physical or mental.

A flash in my mind of my grandpa naked was such a British umbrella while I was doing it.

by Casey5Star January 4, 2013

British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.

Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry

by Donnie9 July 29, 2012

British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.

Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"

by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013

British cult

The members say long live the queen in which extends her life time. They drink tea and watch the telly while plotting new tea types, although no new tea ideas have come up in recent. These Brits blend in well with the normal people easily and can spread there love for the queen from person to person easily.

Welcome to the British cult yearly meeting thank you for coming, how much sugar in your tea?

by Unknown_Friendo February 20, 2022