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Un-british

Alejo: United Kingdom should have a fast railway for big cities like London and Birmingham.

Dave: No mate, Bri'ain doesn't need high speed trains. We don't need speed at all mate, we just need to raise the speed of our existing lines mate.

Alejo: So it is un-British to use technology for good in this country?
by Class 323 February 19, 2022
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British Twink

Look up "british twink" in a dictionary and you'll find GeorgeNotFound
by BumblebeePuzzlebox March 19, 2022
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british compost

When you puke in a girl's butthole then have buttsex with her.
by Tommy Hillfigure March 12, 2015
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British Handshake

To stab (or "shank") another person.

Performed using a sharp, knife-like object which is usually concealed in one's person, it is often used as an informal salutation or greeting toward others whom one is not in good standing with.
"I heard Andrew's gonna give his old mate Stephen a British Handshake next time they meet after that scrap they had at the pub last week"
by Melutox September 29, 2022
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British Sorry

When you apologise after someone interrupts you masturbating.
Person 1: hey
*10 minutes later*
Person 2: sorry I was fapping
Person 1: lol British Sorry
by Donnie9 July 29, 2012
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British Picnic

When a person has their ass eaten out by three people in one go.
Person 1: "Tim is looking really smiley today; seems to have a little extra spring in his step."
Person 2: "That's because he participated in a British Picnic at Clarissa's house yesterday. He was the main dish."
Tim: wanders in "Top of the morning, gents!"
by muppetspuppet November 20, 2013
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British Weather

You know it's British Weather when you jump into an outdoor swimming pool and can't tell the difference.
David Cameron: It's a lovely day.
Obama: It's flooding.
David Cameron: As I said - it's a lovely day. For British Weather.
by Stan UpComedy November 24, 2015
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