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Breath Attack

When an individual's breathing is constrained
Carmen what's wrong?!

I'm having a breath attack! I HAVE SO MUCH BREATH!
by _____Fleur November 23, 2009
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Breath of Death

The Breath of Death (shortened to BoD) is used to describe someone with such unbearably pungent breath that, with one whiff of the stench, it may cause someone to enter a state of anaphylactic shock. It instantly repels anyone from the local vicinity, causing a mass evacuation within the area. Anyone who makes it out alive may develop Post Traumatic Stress Disorder which may induced seizures if the scent is smelt again. This means that it is the list of notorious conversation killers (something that stops people wanting to talk to you).

BoD may occur if you eat: Raw onions, raw garlic, coffee, fish and other foods that have really strong scents. It also occurs when you wake up from a long nap (morning breath). Fasting for a lengthy period of time or having an exceptionally dry mouth will intensify the stench of BoD.
Damn, Mr Rock. You got the Breath of Death, blud. Take a breath mint, wasteman.
by CowboyMisterEg December 23, 2022
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Shitness of Breath

This occurs when you find yourself gasping for air while taking a dump.
Jamal: I just took a crap and could barely wipe my own ass! I guess it’s time to quit smoking.

Brenda: Why?
Jamal: On the toilet, I had some serious shitness of breath!
by Epididymitis December 24, 2021
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Breathe Fire

To smoke so much weed your throat stings like fire, usually from coughing. It is usually paired with Fireball Whiskey, giving an absolute throat flame, and a great time
Bro, we finna breathe fire tonight!
by TheyCallMeMcRib January 7, 2019
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Breathing lemonade

When you laugh so hard that you make that disgusting gurgle-y chuckle-y snort because you can't breathe.
"Oh my god, Jess was totally breathing lemonade after I told her that one joke"
by An actual person July 12, 2017
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Queef Breath

When your breath smells like a females dirty vagina.
"Dude... Please brush your teeth... You have terrible queef breath!!"
by Heyon July 11, 2016
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lazer breath

When a foul, smelly, disgusting, putrid, rancid, sulfuric odor, (Like that usually found near a sewer hole, garbage dump, or dead body) is emitted from another humans mouth into your face.
While i was showing Shelly some pics on my phone, she got up over my shoulder...... HALITOSIS! She hit me hard with some lazer breath! Damn,... got my little sister too. Our noses will never be the same. Jeezus.
by Sinn jinn May 31, 2016
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