Boxed

East coast slang for upset or sad. Alternate form is “in my/his/her box.”

“Ever since Emily broke up with him, Kyle has been in his box.”
“Leave her alone, she’s boxed.”

by Narpcotic January 7, 2021

Boxing Prediction

A boxing prediction is a statement you make before a boxing match stating what you think the outcome will be.

My boxing prediction is that KSI is going to knockout Jake Paul

by LORD KSI July 2, 2021

boen

Boen is extremely thoughtful and kind. A true king of goats. A true man. Very skilled and athletic; beautiful and smart. Boen is a loyal and loving creature that makes people feel special. He is indeed very special himself. He likes basketball and steph curry and Jay Chou. You should be very grateful if you know a boen. He gives the best hugs and kisses.

Boen is the greatest boyfriend in the universe.

by phone is at 5% May 22, 2022

Red Boxer

n. 1. A person who frequently rents movies and keeps updated on all new releases. 2. A person obsessed with renting movies.

(red boxing) v. 1.A syndrome that is associated with becoming obsessed to rent movies. 2. Can be used to describe a way of life.

Derived from the Red Box movie machine, where movies are one dollar a night. Can also be used to describe any type of movie watcher (net flicks user, block buster goer)

Most red boxers go to a Red Box located in a grocery store where they can have the excuse to shop and stop at the red box on they're way out.
Red Boxers know to reserve movies online in order to make a quick get away.

Person 1: Man, that chick is always renting movies, she is here just about every day.
Person 2. Oh yeah, she's what we call a red boxer. Check it out, she reserves them online.

by mhs 2009 Graduate July 14, 2009

X-Boxing Day

It is the one day over the Christmas holidays where you are entitled to uninterrupted X-Box entertainment without the apprehension of having to switch it off.

This remarkable day occurs either on Boxing Day or on some other agreed day with your spouse.

Whilst it is lovely spending time with family, this is an effective pragmatic settlement that helps to soften the unpleasant experience of unwillingly enduring dreary Christmas TV, imposed through common family demand.

"I hear you are not spending Christmas at home this year, is there any chance you could jump online for some Special Ops?"

"No, but I do have an X-Boxing day agreement. Unfortunately I am ill-fated to be in an unfamiliar habitat during Christmas, but Knowing X-Boxing day is nearing whilst I respectfully give my support to another’s customary routine, is especially reassuring."

by coin-op December 22, 2009

fart-boxers

A pair of boxers that a boy keeps in his room and never washes. These are usually his prized possession in his messy room / closet. They usually smell like the boy's farts, since he would have done so in them many times before.

boy 1: what are these?
boy 2: my fart-boxers, they're always lying around here.
boy 1: oh, nice man; mine are blue.

by tycali February 1, 2013

Brown Boxed

The act of farting in a confined space to the point in which it is unbearable to breathe in.

My co-worker and I Brown Boxed the truck so bad we were driving with our heads out the window .

by Znanners September 1, 2016