Canadian Border Patrol

This hilariously tragic sex prank is achieved through the following: You begin normally having sex, you then tell her to get on all fours (Doggystyle), all the while covertly aiming her towards a window, immediately after, your friend will come and switch places with you. Then, you will calmly walk past the window, then turn and wave at your misguided partner.

Dude: OMG MAN, MEMBER THAT BITCH JULY?
Guy: Yeah...?
Dude: Me and Man totally pulled a Canadian Border Patrol on her.
Guy: Dude... you're fucked up... In a funny kinda way!
*High five*

by Cpt. Dan May 5, 2008

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Border Brother

A generic name for the hustlers that inhabit the border area.

Oh. TJ is a true Border Brother, last I heard he was smuggling cigarettes, guns and a little bit of dope. Busy boy.

by Uppity White Man May 21, 2018

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Border wall

Imaginary wall between the United States and Mexico, supposedly being paid for by Mexico. It's how donnie trump trolls his supporters on a daily basis.

Donnie Trump:"What are we gonna build?"

Trumptards at rally:" A WALL!!"

Donnie:"Who's gonna pay for the border wall?"

Trumptards:"MEXICO!!"

Donnie (under his breath): "fucking idiots...hehe"

by Littlehandsdonniedotard June 28, 2018

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bordergay

adj. typical man behavior that crosses the awkward line between straight and gay

"Dude, you can cup my balls, but make sure you don't shake them. None of that bordergay crap."

"Did you see how Steve was rubbing up on Gary last night?"
"Yeah, he was acting especially bordergay."

by stikzilla November 17, 2009

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