Book nerd

Sometimes can be a really cool person if they get out and socialise more and most of the time is really hot just never to be thought of because called a nerd

Guy 1 isn't your girlfriend a book nerd
Guy2 yeah so she's really smart really funny and really hot
Guy 1 no she's not she is a nerd
Guy 2 who's your girlfriend again
Guy1 ...

by George101 February 5, 2014

face-book

A sexual act. A face-book occurs when the man is not completely satisfied with the facial orifice upon which he desires completion. The man proceeds to affix a piece of pornographic literature on the lucky lass' face in the fashion of his desire. The man ensures that the predesignated hole on the pornography aligns properly with the woman's. The man then attempts to produce as much ejaculate as possible into this hole.

"Hey girl, can I sign you up for face-book?", "I hooked up with a 3, so I decided to get her on face-book"

by Big Gold November 8, 2007

comic book nerd

Someone who is versed in all matters pertaining to comic books. Can recite facts and story lines in an instant.
Most knowledge is found to be completely irrelevant to the rest of the world.

"I'm not a comic book nerd."
"Yes, you are. You know that Thor's magic hammer is called Mjolnir."

by Lovekraft February 17, 2009

Book Fucker

A poor dickless fuck who loves books even though he can get pussy. After reading a well written book he will masturbate on the pages.

Billy: Yo dude Pamela Anderson and her beautiful twin sister are here to fuck us!
Joe: But dude! I'm reading this great book called Brave New World and maasturbating all over the pages
Billy: Dude they were totally gonna have sex with us, why do you have to be such a Book Fucker..

by Dr. Schlaktus March 9, 2009

Booskey

1.)your boo,man,world
2.)your sexxi husband

monica;"did you see my booskey today didnt he look good"
whitney;"yea yea he aint even dat cute
monica;"girl you crazy you kno you use to like him"

by ceecee babe January 22, 2009

Black Book List

A book that a ladies man keeps of all his ladies' phonenumber,address and stuff. Usually has to be 5 names or longer in order to be considered a Black Book List.

Thats not a Black Book List only have 3 names. Step your game up.

by ListMaker23 November 18, 2011

stick book

australian term for porno / girlie magazines, usually kept out of public view at workplaces. So called because of the chance of causing erections.

I need to take a dump, where do you hide the stick books?

by ralph dark August 16, 2012