roll the bones

casting dice, especially in craps.

It's your turn to roll the bones.

by Swarsfanatic May 14, 2005

jonesing for a bonesing

A girl is jonesing for a bonesing when she has been deprived of sex, is desperate for male attention, and/or is simply a slut looking to get boned on any given night by any given dude. Girls that are JFAB are easily taken down by almost any guy after a few drinks and not saying anything too wild that would mess up your outstanding, essentially assumed chances.

Broski: "Dude did you take that chick to pound town last night after the bar?"

Standard Dude: "You know it. Basically talked to her for a minute or two before last call and she said we should go back to her place after I passed the "test" of remembering her name."

Broski: "Haha legit. She was clearly jonesing for a bonesing."

by JeffSpicoli February 25, 2011

bogusaurus

1. bogusness of immense proportions
2. an extinct dinosaur that was bogus
3. how i say bogus

"i was hungry so i ate your cookies"
"bogusaurus"

by monotone October 31, 2004

bondsville splatters

When a woman goes into a public bathroom pulls down her pants and explodes feces all over the stall while plugging the toilet bowl with toilet tissue and escaping before anyone knows her identity.

''Hey! Someone just covered the first stall with the Bondsville Splatters!!'

by Uncle stanz October 25, 2019

bones182x

A fat Indian simp with glasses. He spends all day on discord, and can usually be found simping for a football-shaped woman, sperging out over trivial things, crying in someone’s DMs, or mourning the loss of his dear pet spider. Bomes hasn’t had a job his whole life, so he collects welfare and scams elderly people in a call center for a living. Whenever he’s being criticized (which is often), bomes tends to deflect to other people in an attempt to take the heat off of himself. He used to have a Reddit account, u/bones182, where he would post about Game of Thrones and Pokémon.

“I used to be a regular guy
With roles and everything
Then I got black name and banned
Now I just dance
That’s all it is”

“I’m a shell of my former self”

—bones182x

by ⠀ ⠀ April 28, 2021

meat bolus

relating to oral sex; the act of oral sex in place of intercourse when there is little or no time for the real deal.

Melissa often felt there was not enough time in her busy schedule for sex, but she always had time for a good meat bolus.

by Mr. Pickles33 April 3, 2010

tony bogus

An insult for a middle-aged man who is claimed to be the fun miser, who calls the police if he sees anyone having fun.

Dude, don't be such a Tony Bogus. My kids and I are just trying to have some fun.

by Nf8808 April 29, 2017