Blyndiken

A furry piece of shit, usually consisting of many green spots and can occur after anal sex.

I had some rough anal last night, my shit looks like blyndiken now!

by Jake trulterm December 10, 2018

Blyanton

He is funny, nice, caring guy who acts like nothing bothers him, but deep down you know he hurting. He is so beautiful but breaks your heart when you are least expecting it, leaving you crying for days and nights. He knows when to have fun and when to be quiet, but you should never trust a blyanton....

Wow did you see blyanton today...

by Maybe who knows January 26, 2019

blyft

Giving/Receiving a Blow Job while in a Lyft.
"Man, we had this old driver last night, but he was so deaf, he didn't hear my Tinder date giving me a Blyft in the backseat"

This is the less classy version of the "Bluber" (blow job in an Uber), and may result in the Lyft driver snapchatting the Blyft, awkwardly trying to act like it isn't happening or just being so out of it that they don't realize it is going on.

On our way back to my place from the bar, Candi gave me a Blyft and the driver was so oblivious that he was telling us bout his grandkids.

by Marky Mark funky bunch February 18, 2019

blyad

Blyad is the Russian word for whore (ho)
Also expresses an exclamation like fuck.

You effin' horin' blyad!

by SymfonyRotEbal March 14, 2019

Blynd Rooster

A shitty white band that was scared to advertise rooster dick and sounds worse than axle rose

Wow blynd rooster is such a shitty band

by Asf6903 May 4, 2019

Blyach

It is a good represantation of when someone wants to metaphorically tell you that he/she wants to die. But is also a slav of culture, and wants to spread the word of Blyatman the Just.

I want to drink some Blyach, Vlad. I just feel terrible and want to die, but first Svetlana Vodka, as always comrade!

by PoopieHeadNiggilla June 11, 2019

Blyat

Bitch, or female dog.

Russian comrade: Blyat.
Me: Yes, indeed. I have a dog too, fellow comrade.

by Castlemilo April 24, 2019