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american: a stupid person
english/aussie: a guy, a man
american 1: hey did youj see that kid? he just tripped in wet concrete!
american 2: what a bloke!

english person/aussie 1: my skateboard broke eight miles from my house but luckily this man picked me up and brought my here in his pick-up.
english person/aussie 2: sounds like a pretty nice bloke.
bloke by bumblebea April 14, 2008
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Bloey Joey 

When a girl fills her mouth with whipped cream, then you stuck your love muscle in there. She doesn't suck it but she sakes her head ferociously.
Me and this chick were making pies and she used the last of the whipped cream to give me a Bloey Joey
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Look at those Bloes over there.
Bloes by Thickumsbarbiekeels January 31, 2017

riley bloebaum 

A godly and devine being .
Look a Riley Bloebaum is there
A novel created based on the contents of a blog. Coined by blogger Ana Marie Cox (aka Wonkette).
Cox, 33, began writing Wonkette two years ago and quickly became a must-read for Washington's political and media wonktocracy, working the gig into national prominence, television appearances and an inevitable "blovel."

Washington Post, Wednesday, January 4, 2006
blovel by Doug the Definer January 5, 2006
The act of blowing your load all over.
Is it okay if I blover your face?... "You can blover anything you want."
Jill came to my house and I blovered all over her foot.
Blover by Bergerkien October 25, 2011
An male Australian with nothing better to do than sit and drink beer
"That bloke doesnt know what in the hell he's doin Bob!"
blokes by Reuben December 23, 2003