cock blocking

the third type of blocking in football (when the game is on the line and you need to give the QB more time than run or pass blocks can allow) where a lineman pops a viagra, making sure the defender notices the easily identifiable buldge, so that said defender will lose all motivation to have any contact with the offender, giving up for the remainder of the play.

Cock blocking. *pushes right arm forward while left hand grabs genitals* Offense. 15 yard penalty. Repeat 4th down.

by Ian Wetzel September 17, 2004

boinking

The male homosexual act of copulation(because sex implies a male and female).

Where are Stan and John? They've been gone for a while, I hope they aren't boinking again.

I was mad when I walked in and found my gay roommate taking a nap with another dude in his bed. Oh well, at least they weren't boinking.

by TJZ and JWZ December 3, 2006

blinkin

the same as dumbass, means stupid, can also mean to blink,

your a blinkin idiot you are

by Ellen *british bitch* March 22, 2005

Cock-Blocking

To Spit Game at a selected girl,that already has a man. (Men)

Basically the main goal of the man "Spitting" is to make the girl like him more than the other guy, hence:
"Cock-Blocking".

by W.A.R November 19, 2007

belonking

V.
Present participle of belonk.

Belonk
1. The art of touching in or around someones rear end when not asked to do so.

2. Nonconsensual rear cleaning.

Fred: Hey Jeff, wanna go ass belonking this weekend?
Jeff: What the fuck are you talking about? Thats disgusting.

Fred:....
Jeff: Just kidding you butter fuck! (Belonking ensues)

by Da-ba-cherry November 17, 2011

blanking

To put a blank between the last word of the sentence and the exclamation mark, to make the mark better noticeable.

A: I love you !
B: I love you too, but stop blanking, please!

by nameless nick October 23, 2011

Blinkin Lincoln

The act in which a male shaves his pubic hair before his lady friend arrives. He then proceeds to receive felatio and at the point of orgasm, he ejaculates into the female's face, hits her in the eye with his penis, and then covers the lower portion of her face in pubic hair.

Dude, I just shaved my pubes and when smead gets over here, i'm gonna give her a Blinkin Lincoln that she'll never forget.

by candle weiners December 21, 2008