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Taint Blaster

To ejaculate a large quantity of semen all over your lovers taint skin.
OFY ! That was a taint blaster load I just blew all over your asshole and twat!
by Dick Weilder February 18, 2009
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Fupa Blaster

When the fatter upper puss area, also known as the "fupa", is filled with oozing, yellow juices (jizz). The pressure inside the fupa becomes so great and erotic that the jizz has to "cum". The fupa juice is expelled from the large twat/cooter in a blast-like manner. This is known as a fupa blaster, commonly seen in prostitutes and whore-like girls.
Damn! That trick has a niceee fupa blaster. I wonder how far it can shoot?
by billie cum jean July 1, 2011
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Face-blaster

Someone who relentlessly pounds facebook with lots of photos, groups, and pointless statuses, often in an effort to seem popular.

A Faceblaster is usually a decent looking but slightly obnoxious teenage girl. They often like statuses when it doesnt make sense. Leave comments like "i loooove u girl!!!" and other meaningless comments on thier friends walls.
"That chick Keely is a Face-blaster"
"Deffinitely, i bet she added 3 new photo albums just this week!!"
by deurf February 4, 2010
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panty blaster

A girl who farts incredibly hard and noisily
Bernice is such a 'panty blaster'; she let-rip in the girls washrooms, and you could hear it in the canteen....
by Pork William October 24, 2015
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batter blaster

The act of a male ejaculating into a pan and frying it like a pancake to served.
Carlos prepared a nice batter blaster for breakfast.
by Cheezie smooth January 26, 2014
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Casket Blaster

Origin: Vancouver, Canada.

One who rises from the dead. Metaphorically, one who restores life to a dead environment, whether in business, school, street life, etc.
Guy #1: Yo, man, what happened? Shit was booming for us over here!

Guy #2: The dude that came in with that new silk was smart. That shit was a real Casket Blaster.
by UrbCityProphet November 8, 2009
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