by Laurakkkkkk September 18, 2007
Get the burnt bagel mug.Dan: Hey, did you have sex with that girl last night?
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
Wayne: Ya, and I finished by cream cheesing her bagel
Dan: OH Wayne, you the nastiest!
by Encyclopedia Brentannica November 13, 2009
Get the Cream cheesing her bagel mug.A bagel, donut or other similar baked product that has been used for sexual purposes by a male. Even ye olde loaf of bread can be made into an Aids Bagel.
Neptuneman675 : Dude, I just fucked a loaf of bread.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
JhiroJihzo : Zomg, dude, stop fucking making aids bagels.
by CoreyNallis July 28, 2008
Get the Aids Bagels mug.verb, intransitive. To react or act in a highly agitated manner. To freak out. N.B. The word does not always convey a negative connotation (see examples)
beelzes, beelzed, beelzing
From the old Hebrew Baalzabub, or other Semitic etymology such as Baalzebul. The rough translation of the Hebrew is Lord of the Fly whereas the other Semitic Baalzebul translates as Lord Prince. The modern definition of the extended word Beelzebub is Satan, or the Devil.
Beelz derived from an observation that "if Beelzebub showed up, you'd really beelz out!" Since "beelz out" was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.
Etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980's, possibly the late summer of 1987. The word is purported to have first been uttered in Canada, somewhere north of Detroit along Lake Huron. Possibilities include the cities of Wallaceburg, Chatham, Grand Bend, or most likely, Sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
beelzes, beelzed, beelzing
From the old Hebrew Baalzabub, or other Semitic etymology such as Baalzebul. The rough translation of the Hebrew is Lord of the Fly whereas the other Semitic Baalzebul translates as Lord Prince. The modern definition of the extended word Beelzebub is Satan, or the Devil.
Beelz derived from an observation that "if Beelzebub showed up, you'd really beelz out!" Since "beelz out" was already similar to freak out (see above), the out was dropped.
Etymology of the word beelz dates to the mid 1980's, possibly the late summer of 1987. The word is purported to have first been uttered in Canada, somewhere north of Detroit along Lake Huron. Possibilities include the cities of Wallaceburg, Chatham, Grand Bend, or most likely, Sarnia, the most populous of these cities.
Tammy beelzed when she found out her boy friend was cheating.
Annie beelzed when she won the lottery.
The cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.
Relax, we have plenty of gas. Don't beelz!
Annie beelzed when she won the lottery.
The cat beelzed when he smelled his favorite treat.
Relax, we have plenty of gas. Don't beelz!
by Charles Dalmas December 10, 2008
Get the beelz mug.by Beegletorg October 22, 2008
Get the Beeglit mug.An offensive word to call a person with a rather large stomach (belly) who has a laugh rather like that of Father Christmas/Santa.
by MLS2991 July 7, 2009
Get the Beely mug.when you mistake a bagel for a toilet and take a shit in it, then you put your unattended cock in the hole because besides your and it has no where else to go.
man last night i had bagel shit, i don't know why I just woke up with cum and shit all over my stomach and balls.
by ur bother June 14, 2010
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