when on the night before a party you and some of your buds have a party of your own eating nothing but beans,creating the gassy effect for the night of the party
man everyone's gonna leave that party early cause we're gonna stink it up after our beantage tonight
by bubba swiss August 22, 2008
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James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.
James: Go kill yourself.
Luke: Oh James - you are such a Banter Biter.
by Wordsmith Ru February 5, 2009
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*Jim is a master in banterography, you see those hilarious pics on his blog!?
*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.
*Tom really needs to work on his banterography skills.
by Charltzy November 30, 2009
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Guy 1: And despite that I still had sex with her twice that morning!
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.
Guy 2: Hahaha! Speaking of doing things twice in the morning, that's how many times I brushed my teeth this morning!
Guy 3: ... You're such a bantblaster.
by thisnameisbeingusedbysome1else April 23, 2011
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The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.
The underwear will usually depict a wild animal with a slogan conveying the attitude of the wearer, clearly marking them as 'Banter Shorts'.
by Banter-Shakesphere June 2, 2011
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People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.
People can not join in with the banter if they were not present at the start of the conversation as they would not be able to kept up with the bantelope.
if two people walk in, during a bantelope:
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"
Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"
"Do you understand what's happening?"
"No. It's a full speed bantelope!"
Could say: "That conversation was really good banter" OR "The conversation was such a bantelope"
by known?no September 1, 2011
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2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)
2) the polar opposite of Ledge banter (as seen on Soccer AM)
Friend A: You're barely good enough to play in goal let alone out on pitch.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.
Friend B: (Hawkins Banter) Yeah, but I can see the pitch and your mum can't.
by WFAF February 4, 2008
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