River Dove

1) Dark Brown Mare
Hurricane Sky - River Rough
Wins - $471,450, MRC Oakleigh Plate-G1, VRC Sprint H, MRC F&M H, VRC 3YO Fillies H, twice, 2d VRC Kensington S-LR

2) Poker Maestro, also known as 'the dove'

*And its River Dove, River Dove by a nose

*The dove has flopped the nuts

by River Dove February 19, 2004

River Moment

When a total idiot/clown says and/or does something completely Retarded

Like a Bruh Moment But you're only amazed at how Fucking stupid they are

Eg.
Boys: "I got black, I got white, what you want? *Mumble Random shit totally unrelated to the song*
River: "What?! how do you guys know all the words to the song?!

RIVER MOMENT

by Shut Up Boomer October 14, 2019

Amazon river

When a female has a very unkept vaginal cavity and you shave an "S" into it andurinate onto,causing it to flow as if it were a river

'' i saw this betty white sex tape and that old wrinkley bat had a amazon river''

by amazon master December 5, 2011

River Edge

A small town in "Prestigious" Bergen County known for absurdly high property taxes. Many years ago, before the housing bubble (2001-2006) River Edge was simply a middle class town with modest sized capes, colonials and ranch homes built in the 1940s. The real estate bubble which created easy financing and high demand transfomed these 50 x 100 lots into havens for the Center Hall Colonial, which was known for a gawdy chandelier from Home Depot proudly on display in a large window above the door. The new residents who moved into these houses assumed that they were Alpine material because of their houses and large Chevy Tahoe SUVs. Please don't be fooled. Anyone with a HELOC could expand their POS cape cod and become a baller.

Did you hear about the Blue Ribbon Schools in River Edge?

or

How about those high River Edge property taxes? I hear they make our kids smarter!

by RElite February 16, 2009

River Hill

Stereotypically thought of as a bunch of snobby rich kids by rivaling schools, though, many rhhs students do not conform to this opinion nor is everyone that attends this school rich. It is hypocritical for other people to criticize when most of them wish they were going to the school.
If people spent less time criticizing the success of rhhs and actually bothered to improve their own schools, they would have alot less to say...

River Hill : Don't put down the success of others when you don't bother to improve yourself...

by a schoolgirl's voice of reason January 26, 2009

river pig

A very obese woman. Usually travel in herds.

A herd of river pigs were seen feeding at a local Arbys.

Smothers almost went home with a river pig one time.

by J Clark June 23, 2006

river nigger

a nigger that lives by the river. See INDIAN.

daniel norton AKA ASS RAMMER is a river nigger

by Colby mattie January 13, 2008